The following story appeared this afternoon on Canada's PostMedia network.
He wanted sex -- and wasn't just full of hot air.
A woman in Sweden called police to report a man farted in her apartment after she refused to have sex with him.
According to regional newspaper Hallandsposten, the unnamed woman told police the man delivered the "revenge fart" before leaving her apartment in a huff.
The gas disturbed her "peace of mind," she said.
"It smelled very bad in the apartment," she noted, according to the police.
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