Kamela Harris explains everything

Ed. here. We're sorely tempted to scrape the entire article from the Babylon Bee (surprised?) but will just point you in the right direction.

Click here to read "Kamala Harris Explains", posted on BB 10/3/22. Here's the intro:

We recently spoke to Kamala Harris, and she agreed to explain complex concepts to our readers. Now, you can learn about everything from Bitcoin to Batman in terms even you can understand. 

Thanks, Kam— 

KAMALA: I'm SPEAKING. 

Oh. Sorry, Madame Vice President. Anyway, here are her explanations: 

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