
One day a young black man showed up at the gates of Heaven and was met by Saint Peter. "I'd like to be admitted to Heaven, sir," he said.
"Fine," said St Peter, " but first tell me what you've done lately which would give you the right to be admitted."
"Well", came the answer, "I marched from Selma to Montgomery in a civil rights march."
Said the gatekeeper, "A lot of people marched from Selma to Montgomery. Maybe there's something else?"
"Yes, I got married on the courthouse steps at Montgomery at noon."
"What's so unusual about that?"
"I married a white woman!"
St Peter's eyes widened. "What?! You married a white woman on the courthouse steps in Montgomery, Alabama, at twelve o'clock noon? When was that?!"
"Oh, about two minutes ago."
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