100-year-old twin sisters have their picture taken

These twin sisters just turned 100 in St. Luke's nursing home. The editor of the Fort Mudge Moan told his photographer to hurry over there and get a picture of the centenarians before they died!

One of the twins was hard of hearing, but the other could hear quite well. When the photographer asked them to sit on the couch, the deaf one said to her twin, "What did he say?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE COUCH!" was the reply.

Then the cameraman said, "Could you get a little closer together, please?"
"What'd he say?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE!"
So they scrunched a little closer to each other.

"Just hold on for a bit longer," said the photographer. "I've got to focus."
Yet again, "What did he say?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin, the deaf twin exclaimed, "REALLY??!! BOTH OF US???!!!"

Thanks to the shy and retiring Agent 1, who is not a twin.