Wednesday, March 10, 2010

New government seal

Agent 46 passes on the following announcement...

The government has today announced that it is changing its official emblem to a red, white and blue condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. The condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects pricks, and most importantly from their point of view, gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

It doesn't get any more accurate than that!

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