Dementia

Three mischievous old grannies were sitting in front of a nursing home, when an old grandpa came walking by. One of the old grandmas yelled out,"We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said,"There is no way you can guess my age, you old fools."
One of the old Grandmas said,"Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, the old man dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up, "You're 87 years old!"

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison..."We were at your birthday party yesterday!"

Thanks to Agent 6 for brightening up a dull day!