Saturday, May 23, 2026
VIDEO: Farewell then, Stephen Colbert
Thursday, March 12, 2026
VIDEO: Matt Walsh exposes media lies about NYC terror attack
Tuesday, February 3, 2026
Friday, November 21, 2025
Are you up to the challenge of a career in mainstream journalism?
1. Burning desire to seek the truth: And if the truth you discover isn’t what you were hoping, just come up with something else.
2. Have an IQ no higher than 45: Any more than that, and CNN won’t even consider you.
3. Be OK working for peanuts: That’s not a metaphor, media companies are struggling so much they can’t compensate you with money.
4. Possess an undying desire to rid the world of the evil that is the United States: You can’t just allow freedom and democracy to keep running roughshod over the world.
5. Ability to pass a lie detector test while lying: It’s a skill possessed by the greatest reporters.
6. Willingness to be verbally abused by Donald Trump: Even though most of it is probably true.
7. Be a hot blonde woman in a tight dress: This tip is specifically for people wanting to work at Fox News.
8. No actual training in reporting facts: You don’t want actual news to get in the way of telling your predetermined story.
9. Be a registered Democrat: This is the most important one.
If you check all the boxes listed above, you too could be on your way to being part of the greatest threat to America.
The Bee is Walt's favourite source of Christian satire. If you subscribe, please tell `em Walt sent ya!Thursday, October 24, 2024
VIDEOS: Fox News panelists parse the Cackler's suicidal CNN town hall
Sunday, September 1, 2024
VIDEO: Female politician aces CNN interview
Wednesday, August 28, 2024
Babylon Bee leaks questions from CNN Harris-Walz interview
Monday, July 15, 2024
Babylon Bee stories on attempted assassination of President Trump
Walt loves the Babylon Bee, our trusted source of Christian satire since the beginning. Here, with key excerpts and links, are the Bee's latest posts on what the lickspittle media calls the recent unpleasantness in Pennsylvania.
Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt - Former President has been indicted by a federal judge in Pennsylvania for inciting an assassination attempt that nearly killed him. "Trump is clearly at fault for someone attempting to murder him with a rifle," said Judge Paul Stephenson. "He brought this on himself, and we will ensure justice is done."Wednesday, January 24, 2024
The Skinny Lady hasn't sung yet
Monday, January 15, 2024
On to New Hampshire, while CNN, MSNBC sulk
Friday, September 2, 2022
BN summarizes President Brandon's "non-political" speech
Wednesday, February 2, 2022
VIDEO: Tucker Carlson calls out Canada's Trudeau
Thanks to Agent 6 for sending us the link. In spite of being triple-UNvaccinated, 6 is still UNinfected! Stay well, dear friend.
Wednesday, December 22, 2021
VIDEO: Elon Musk speaks his mind to Babylon Bee - FULL INTERVIEW
Wednesday, July 14, 2021
Monday, April 19, 2021
Top 5 American sources of fake news
Sunday, December 27, 2020
Anus horribilis 2020: Walt's Newsmaker of the Year
Sunday, September 13, 2020
If CNN had existed in 1941
Saturday, August 29, 2020
Speaking of CNN...
That's the point of "14 Mostly Accurate CNN Headlines From The Last 6,000 Years Of Human History", posted yesterday on the Babylon Bee, your trusted source for Christian satire. I can't resist sharing this one, which was illustrated.
Click on the link to see the other 13. Enjoy the rest of your weekend!
Trump's gonna win... sez Michael Moore!
It may be remembered (although liberals, pollsters and the meeja would like to forget) that frumpy filmmaker Michael Moore predicted in October of 2016 that Donald J. Trump would win that year's election and become President of the United States. That was in his one-and-one-half-man stage show called Trumpland. We posted an an audio clip at the time, but since it has mysteriously (?) disappeared from YouTube, we'll just repost this quote: "Whether Trump means it or not is kind of irrelevant because he's saying the things to people who are hurting, and that's why every beaten-down, nameless, forgotten working stiff who used to be part of what was called the middle class loves Trump."
But wait (as Vince Offer used to say), there's Moore! [Geddit? Ed.] Mr Moore went on to say "Trump's election is going to be the biggest 'fuck you!' ever recorded in human history, and it will feel good!" And so it did.
That was almost four years ago. Fast forward to September of 2018, when Michael Moore, while on the promotional tour for his film Fahrenheit 11/9, told CNN that President Trump is an "evil genius" who will be re-elected in 2020. Don't believe me? Click here to check out the story, which CNN cleverly buried in its Enteretainment section.
What? You'd never follow a link to the Clinton News Network. Don't blame you. Here's the best part. "Too many people in the summer of 2016 were so sure Hillary [Clinton] was going to win, saying no one is going to vote for this idiot. He could win again. I operate as if he is a two-term Trump. I have to. If you think any other way you are guaranteeing that whoever is going to run against him will lose.... I think the man is an evil genius and he was able to outsmart the smartest person ever to run for president...."
Of course no-one paid any attention to that warning because (a) it came from Michael Moore, and (b) it was on CNN. Now, with just over nine weeks to go before the 2020 election, Mr Moore has sounded the alarum again, only this time on his Facebook page. Here `tis.
Mr Moore cited a recent CNN polls showing Slow Joe Biden and Still-President Trump in a virtual tie in battleground states including Minnesota (where seven city mayors endorsed Mr Trump yesterday) and Michigan. A national CNN poll this month showed that Mr Biden's lead has narrowed, now standing at 50% to 46%. And this week a survey from the Republican-leaning Trafalgar Group found the two statistically tied at 47% in Minnesota, with Mr Trump narrowly leading Mr Biden in Michigan.
Of course the polls were famously wrong in 2016. But Michael Moore was right. Who ya gonna believe? Time to get your bets down while you can still get decent odds. Lifetime pct .982.
Sunday, June 28, 2020
From the inside: Matt Taibbi explains why the media want to keep Americans perpetually at war...
...with each other!In fact, "Why Today's Media Makes Us Despise One Another" is the subtitle of Matt Taibbi's latest book, Hate Inc. (OR Books, 2019), which I have just finished reading and recommend highly. Mr Taibbi's political views are quite different from mine, but I always enjoy reading his accounts of what's really happening in American politics. He is a worthy successor to Dr Hunter S. Thompson.
Hate Inc. is something of a confession, a mea culpa for the part Mr Taibbi played in creating and feeding Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), both before and after the revolution of November 2016. See Walt's review of Insane Clown President, WWW 10/8/17.
The author now admits having been deceived by both the Trump and Clinton campaigns, and having deceived himself into being part of the "groupthink", the "conventional wisdom" purveyed by the lamestream media, which held that someone as worthy as Hellery Clinton couldn't possibly lose to such a patent phony as the Donald. To his credit, Mr Taibbi gives numerous examples of where he went wrong, while at the same time pointing out that he wasn't the only one.
But Hate Inc. is not an apologia for the honest mistakes of the media, because very little of the "news" they fed us was "honest". Mr Taibbi argues that what they gave us, and are still giving us, is a twisted and highly hyped form of the kind of entertainment epitomized by a WWE wrestling match! It wasn't an election, he says, but the grand finale of Wrestlemania, complete with a "babyface" (Mrs Bill) and a "heel" (Mr Trump) straight out of a reality TV show.
The "face" was supposed to win, but somehow managed to defeat herself, and that's a story already told by Mr Taibbi and countless others. The real story of Hate Inc. is why the media did it, and how they are still doing it. The answer is simple. Anger and hatred attract more viewers/readers than sweetness and light. More viewers/readers means more advertising revenue. More advertising revenue means more profit! Especially when you don't have to pay for the content! In fact, election advertising is a hyuge revenue stream for the meeja. The more elections, the more hotly contested, the more money they make.
And you, fellow "news consumers", are swallowing every drop of vitriol, every morsel of loathing, and begging for second and third helpings. In Hate Inc. you will find countless examples of the media's most egregious manipulation of your ignorance, prejudices, and fears. They whipped you into a frenzy, gentle reader, and want to keep you there so you won't log off their websites or turn off your TV, even though "some viewers may find this disturbing!"
I would like to post some excerpts, but Ed. tells me I have gone on long enough and must find just one for the conclusion of this review. Here `tis:
News consumers on both sides today behave like cultists; self-isolating intellectually, kept that way with a steady diet of terrifying stories about fellow citizens. Red-staters are told liberals are terror-sympathizers, desperate, out of white guilt, to eviscerate American cultrure from within.
Blue-staters are peppered daily with stories of fellow travelers and traitors in their midst, an incredible example being NBC's effort to paint presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard as a tool of the Kremlin....
This deeply paranoid view of the human experience, telling all America it lives on a violent invisible influence battlefield, is the opposite of what the news used to be.... We are trying to keep your brain locked in conflict, not just for the grubby commerical reason that it keeps people tuned in, but because it prevents them from thinking about other things.
What other things? Read the book! If doing so causes you to stop reading WWW, I won't be offended, as long as you also stop watching The View and Rachel Maddow and [That's enough biased "news" sources! Ed.]
Footnotes:
Hate Inc. doesn't have an index (tsk, tsk) but it does have an appendix entitled "Why Rachel Maddow is on the cover of this book". Enough said?
A second appendix is an interview with Noam Chomsky, co-author (with Edward S. Herman) of Manufacturing Consent: The Political Economy of the Mass Media (1988). Walt recommends reading this appendix first, before the book itself, to understand where Matt Taibbi is coming from. In the interview, he says to Prof. Chomsky: The main idea of Manufacturing Consent is...that it looks like we have a vigorous system of independent journalists, but the debate has been artificially narrowed. Why that is so is what Hate Inc. is all about.














