True Stuff Dept: clickbait seen on the Net today

I would believe what happens next. I used to do that kind of thing all the time, in my misspent youth. [Before the earth's crust cooled. Ed.]

Someone needs to learn not just how to spell, but the Rules of Capitalization. [Something to do with business finance? Ed.]

Note from Ed. to those who clicked on the "next" button to see what happens next... You don't really bite on these things, do you? Really??!!