Amazing news from the Land of the Maple Leaf! The Great White North is a tiny bit whiter than it was last week, as notorious media whore Kemi Omagolly-Lululemon [Ed, check spelling please.] was finally bundled onto a plane back to her native Nigeria.
As detailed in WWW ad nauseam, Kemi's been on the run from Georgia justice for a number of years. Faced with allegations of child abuse, Kemi did what 1000s of Nigerians have done before her, and made a bee-line for Canada, which has never been known to refuse a "refugee", no matter how implausible their story or how easy it would be to return to the land of their birth.
Sadly for Kemi O, she didn't have the wisdom to keep her mouth shut. Instead she set herself up as a spokesthingy for all the poor black yoofs victimized by the racism and injustice of Canadian society. All those aspiring rap artists and innocent mothers' sons turning their lives around, cut down in their prime by, errr, other black yoofs. Who will speak for them now?
Walt cannot report that Kemi was dragged kicking and screaming onto the plane. Nor was she drugged and shackled. By her own account (given to her dear friend Chris Doucette of the Toronto Sun -- Chris will miss her!), Kemi, along with her for-some-reason-autistic son, got the VIP treatment, at a cost to Canadian taxpayers of nearly $30,000.
"It was a big waste of taxpayers' money," she said. Just how Doucette got the message on Monday, since Kemi was deported on Friday was a mystery. Perhaps Kemi sent an e-mail to say she was being held captive in Nigeria and would be able to escape with a large box containing millions of $$$ if only Doucette would help her out.
Walt is genuinely sorry that Kemi is gone, as we won't have her to kick around any more. But don't be surprised if she reappears, perhaps under another of her many aliases, to begin a brand new refugee claim. I'm sure Chris Doucette will keep us posted.
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