From the Noticeboard of the New Coalition Academy (formerly Brown's Comprehensive)
Mrs. May is very sorry, but she has had to close down the school's popular IslamSoc. A number of pupils attending the inspiring lectures given by visiting imams, such as Abu Hanzof and Mullah Lite, have been getting over-excited and may have been implicated in the attempts to blow up the girls' dance class on the grounds of "immodesty". You can't be too careful.
Source: Private Eye. It's just possible this may be a piece of satire.
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