Communications reaching Walt -- walt.whiteman@yahoo.com -- suggest that some of you don't have enough to think about! To remedy that problem, Walt offers
Something to think about when you're walking through the park
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? No? Do you know anyone who has ever seen a baby pigeon? No? Well, suppose the ones you see shitting on the statues are the babies. One day their parents will return....
Something to think about in the elevator
You've heard it said (and truly) that every man has his price. What do you suppose the price of a poorly paid civil servant might be? Take an elevator inspector, for instance. How much would it take to get him to overlook a slightly frayed cable?
Something to think about while you're eating roast pork
Do you want some apple sauce with that? It stands to reason that the best apples would be sold in the supermarket, not put into the sauce, right? So....
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