500

This is Walt's 500th post. That's an average of pretty close to 36 per month in the 14 months we've been "live". [Or you could say "undead". ed.]

To celebrate this anniversary, Agent 46 has sent along a transcript of a little conversation in the surgery of a large metropolitan hospital. Five surgeons are talking...

The first says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. "

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is colour coded."

The third weighs in with, "No, I really think librarians are the best, because everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth shuts them all up when he observes, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine -- and the
head and the ass are interchangeable!"