Here's the CALM* list of 10 excellent reasons -- besides the heat -- to go to work naked.
10. Your boss always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
9. You can take advantage of the computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
8. You won't be able to chip in for office fundraising because your wallet is in your pants.
7. The creepy guys from quality control won't be able to look down your blouse.
6. You'll be able to see if it's really like that dream you keep having.
5. With a little help from the office Muzak, you'll be able to add "exotic dancer" to your résumé.
4. People will stop stealing your pens when they see where you keep them.
3. It will divert attention from the fact you wewre late arriving for work.
2. "Bad hair day" will have a whole new meaning.
And here's No. 1...
No-one will steal your chair!
* Canadian Association of Labour Media
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