Saturday, June 5, 2010

That new Afghani peace plan, in full

Hamid Karzai, Afghanistan’s democratically elected president [Take your tongue out of your cheek! ed.] today set out the four-point peace plan agreed on by the "national peace jirga". Here are the points:

1. Senior Taliban figures to be removed from the United Nations terrorist blacklist

2. All Taliban insurgents to be immediately released from prison

3. Islamic law to be strengthened throughout Afghanistan. *

4. Errrr... that's it. That's all we've got...

Hey, krazai plan, krazai guy!

* Ladeez... Honest Hamid's Fine Islamic Fashions is having a sale on burqas! Get yours before the Taliban gets you!

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