The creators say: "The Darwin Awards honor those who tip chlorine into our gene pool, by accidentally removing their own DNA from it during the spectacular climax of a 'great idea' gone veddy, veddy wrong." Here's the sad story, in three pictures, of a Brazilian couple who deserve a join award, first class.
Meet 42-tear-old Adriana Machado Ribeiro, aged 42, and Marcone da Silva Cardoso, aged 27. A week ago they decided, after leaving a party, to have an intimate moment in a car parked at the top of
this scenic overlook in Venda Nova do Imigrante. Unfortunately for them, the ground there was very wet, especially at the top of a hang-gliding ramp, on which they parked. When the car started rockin'
it fell several hundred feet down the cliff, where it was located later that morning by a local caretaker. The pair's naked bodies were found at the base of a rock, while vehicle parts were scattered in the nearby vegetation.
A spokesthingy for the força policial told the meeja "There were no signs of violence at the scene or on the bodies, and the car’s handbrake was engaged. Residents reported hearing a loud noise between 1:30 a.m. and 2 a.m., but because it was dark and the vegetation was thick, no one saw anything at the time."
The cops concluded that the late couple's movements prompted the vehicle to teeter over the edge and fall. Good police work there, Lou! And a cautionary tale for all of us.
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