Coming soon to your city? The Hock Ptui victory tour!

In what country does the loser of an election get to do a victory lap? Why, in the Excited States of America, of course. Better believe it folks. Yesterday on "X", Kamela Harris (aka Worst. Candidate. Ever.) announced that she was going to visit herself on 106 US cities (and one in the 51st state) to promote her new book, 107 Days. 

In the announcement, the fragrant Ms Harris (aka Hock Ptui) said,

"107 Days is my candid and personal account of the shortest presidential campaign in modern history. Over the next few months, I will travel our country to share behind-the-scenes moments, lessons learned, and how we keep moving forward together. I'll see you out there."

This is a case of doubling down on a history of failure. Readers may recall that the previous Dimocratic female candidate did a similar tour, which bombed at the box office. Ms Harris' announcement has received the social media scorn which it richly deserves.

One person comment called it "a book full of word salad. A must read, I’m sure." Another said, "You spent over one billion dollars in 107 days and you still lost." Another said simply, "It's over. Get over it."