If you only had one bullet...

Poor Len Canayen here! Just saw this picture in Canada's Notional Pest, and it makes me wonder...

If you're a Canadian, a lover of your country and its national winter sport, and you only have one bullet... which of these orifices would you shoot first?

Replay from Walt: I'd make the tiny perfect Bettman stand in front of Lyin' Brian and shoot `em both at once!