Sunday, February 10, 2013

The Irish brothel

Ed. here. Walt has been a little under the weather (geddit?) thus too cold to compose. Fortunately Agent 9 has sent us a little story from the auld sod.

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road.

The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.
"Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are ?"

No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door, knocks, and goes inside.
Says the second Irishman, "Dere's another one! Trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and a stupid hat!"

They continue drinking their Guinness roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi when they see their own parish priest knock on the door.
"Ah, now dat's sad." says the third Irishman. "One of the girls must be dying..."

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