Friday, December 16, 2011

Women shouldn't touch penis-shaped fruits, sez Muslim cleric

This just in from the Times of India. A Muslim cleric based in Eurabia ["Europe", surely! Ed.] has issued a ban on women touching fruits and vegetables resembling the male sexual organ to avoid "sexual thoughts".

The unnamed imam said that women should not even get close to bananas or cucumbers. So, "If women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve".

According to the cleric, bananas and cucumbers "resemble the male penis" and therefore could arouse women or "make them think of sex". The cleric also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods.

And some people think Catholics are strict!

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