Memo from the nursing department

Apologies for a three-day absence, which I believe is a record since I started this blog in July. I have been unwell and have been going to the local medical centre to be inspected, detected, injected and rejected.

Agent 59 has been similarly afflicted and sends along this notice, observed in her local clinic.

In case we run out of masks during the H1N1 flu season, here is a cheap and effective mask you can make yourself. It is even compatible with the wearing of glasses. One thing though ... MAKE SURE YOUR MASK IS CLEAN!