Dog for sale!

Thanks to Agent 59 in Dufferin County for this one. Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!

Dog For Sale

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his street name, 'Holy Shit.'