Saturday, September 5, 2026
Your Sikhs today: One (only) takes the fall in "largest superlab in Canadian history" bust
Thursday, July 23, 2026
Your Sikhs today: Diversity Truck Lines in $98 million drug bust
Monday, June 22, 2026
Your Sikhs today: Old Halifax druggie tries to murder his mother
Pictured above -- the one on the left -- is 58-year-old Satrajpal Singh Rai, a resident of Halifax NS, who seems to have problems with mind-altering substances and (perhaps) something of an Oedipus complex. He was convicted this week of attempting to murder his elderly mother by attacking her with a machete.
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
Best comment (so far) on the WHCD assassin wannabe
Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins
Following the harrowing incident at the White House Correspondents' Dinner over the weekend, progressives across the United States applauded the steadily improving diversity of would-be Trump assassins.With many liberals concerned over the lack of minority representation among people trying to assassinate Trump, Democrats breathed a sigh of relief after learning that the latest failed assassin was black.
"For too long, the would-be Trump killer space has been dominated by white men," said local liberal Jamie Gallagher.
"Today was a long-overdue step forward in assassin representation. It's really encouraging to see people from different ethnic backgrounds engage in political violence. I just hope it helps little kids know that their skin color and sexual orientation do not have to hold them back from trying to kill Donald Trump."
While stating there was still more work to be done, DEI advocacy groups hailed the news of a minority assassin as a landmark victory. "When you see people of all different skin tones and socioeconomic classes trying to murder political figures, you know you've done your job," said DEI consultant Mary Harding.
"To be clear, we are not there yet. There are still so many underrepresented groups who face significant barriers in trying to assassinate world leaders. We will continue the hard work of ensuring real equity among people shooting guns at President Trump."
At publishing time, progressives admitted that they had been crossing their fingers in hopes that the failed assassin would also turn out to be gay.
Friday, January 30, 2026
VIDEO: TEDx talk about why Indians are shitting on our beaches
Wednesday, November 19, 2025
Your Singhs today (Greater Toronto Area edition)
Tuesday, November 4, 2025
Your Singhs today (Canada Post edition)
Tuesday, September 16, 2025
Wednesday, July 30, 2025
All ye need to know about today's anti-society
Tuesday, July 1, 2025
Monday, June 23, 2025
Memes for a hot and sticky Monday
Monday, March 24, 2025
Your Singhs today (British Columbia edition)
Wednesday, March 5, 2025
Your Singhs today ("Greater" Toronto edition)
Two additional suspects are "outstanding", as the cops say, and may already have left on one of those planes. They are identified by police as 28-year-old Jagshir Singh and 25-year-old Punit Sehjra, likewise of no fixed address.Monday, March 3, 2025
Fasching season cancelled in Munich for fear of another Muslim attack
Thursday, January 30, 2025
Your Singhs today (Peel Region, ON) - "They're stealing our butter!"
Investigators from the 22 Division Criminal Investigation Bureau (CIB) have arrested and charged six individuals in a theft investigation in Brampton.



















