Canada Day, from an old stock Canadian's perspective

From north of the World's Longest Undefended Border (TM), Agent 3, who was born in the Sour Apple writes: Duty calls me to attend a Canada Day celebration. I am planning on having car troubles which will force me to miss the opening ceremonies, which consist of some teenage girl butchering the national anthem, and the now obligatory "land acknowledgment ceremony" -- a sad exercise in hypocritical virtue-signalling. If the Indians First Nations want "their" land back, I say: Give it to them! Bah, humbug!