SCOTUS unanimously backs deportation of failed asylum-seekers

Douglas Humberto Urias-Orellana, his wife Sayra Iliana Gamez-Mejia, and their minor child are citizens of El Salvadoran who entered the US of A "without authorization" -- read: illegally -- in 2021, then claimed asylum.

An Immigration Judge (IJ) denied their applications and ordered their removal -- read: deportation -- determining that they had neither demonstrated past "persecution" nor established a "well-founded fear" of future "persecution" as required under the Immigration and Nationality Act.

After unsuccessfully challenging their removal order with the Board of Immigration Appeals (BIA), the Latinx sought review in federal court. The Court of Appeals affirmed the BIA’s ruling, holding that "substantial evidence" supported the agency's determination that there was not a reasonable fear of persecution, and the family should therefore be deported.

But Sr Urias-Orellana did not give up so easily. Funded by American taxpayers, he and his wife and child appealed all the way to the highest court in the land, the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS). Much to his chagrin -- and the surprise of the supporters of open borders -- SCOTUS, in a decision released yesterday, unanimously affirmed the judgment of the Court of Appeals.

Ironically, the 9-0 decisiion was written by the court's most left-wing judge, Biden appointee Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson. It will be now used to handcuff liberal judges who want to help the growing number of migrants who lose their asylum pleas at the Justice Department.

The unanimous in Urias–Orellana v. Bondi is a win for the Trump administration. It means that millions of migrants will face even tougher pressure to leave the United States, especially after they are arrested by ICE. 

It will be a big help to those charged with stemming the flood of illegal immigrants as they try to boost the number of self-deportations and ICE deportations. In December, 38% of the migrants detained by ICE chose to go home rather than file lawsuits to stay in the United States. Walt hopes those that are still here are paying attention!

The wrong way to do it

I'll tell you who's not listening. In a story headlined, "Failed asylum seeker families to be offered up to £40k to leave UK", the BBC reports that families of failed asylum seekers will be offered up to £40,000 to leave the Disunited Kingdom under a trial scheme announced today.

Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood [What part of Ireland do you think she's from? Ed.] said the leftist Labour government would seek to forcibly remove failed asylum seekers if they do not accept "incentive payments" of up to £10,000 per person, capped at four per family, within seven days. 

The scheme is expected to target about 150 families living in taxpayer-funded accommodation, and the Home Office estimates it could save £20 million if successful. However, the Conservatives and Reform UK said the payments would incentivise people to come to the UK illegally.

The Curse of Walt - first strike of 2026! FAFO!

In "Walt's predictions for 2026" (WWW 31/12/25), I wrote, "Venezuelan President Maduros will be out of office by this time next year." And, as surely as the day followeth the night...

The military forces of the United States of America have captured Venezuela's President Nicolas Maduro and his wife and launched a "large-scale" strike against the country. 

US Attorney General Pam Bondi says the leftist dictator has been indicted in New York on drugs and weapons charges and will "face the full wrath of American justice on American soil in American courts," 

Secretary of State Marco Rubio is said to anticipate no further action against Venezuela. However, Venezuela has declared a national emergency, denouncing "military aggression". 

This is a breaking story. Dare we hope that Cuba will be next?! Follow Walt for more winning! Lifetime pct 989.

Before you run outside Whooping for Joy... the hiatus is only "temporary"

I just about spit coffee into my keyboard a few minutes ago when I read a headline saying that Joy Behar accidentally let slip the news about The View's going on hiatus starting after Friday's gabfest.

Sadly, the headline was just click-bait. The story turned out to be much less exciting. What the fragrant Ms Behar said at the top of today's epissode was, "Before we go on hiatus, we only have one more show after this, I’m allowed to say that, right?"

To that, Alyssa Farah Griffin [Who she? Ed.] laughingly responded, "Too late now!" A producer chimed in from the background to add, "Doesn’t really matter."

In fact, the witches of The View take a "summer hiatus" every year about this time, and so far they have always returned after Labour Day. This year's break comes a little earlier than usual, but the producers and the network say that's all there is to the story. 

It's interesting, though, that the ladies are going to wherever they go so quickly after Pam Bondi said that the alleged show could be pulled off the air. Many on antisocial media are wondering whether the break will become permanent if the show gets the same treatment as Stephen Colbert's late night show, recently canceled by CBS. We can only hope!

New Trump cabinet HOAT (Hottest Of All Time)

Caroline Leavitt, Tulsi Gabbard, Pam Bondi, and Tom Homan.

Scraped from the Babylon Bee. Click here to read the article.