He wasn't a Harvard man. Senator Kennedy graduated magna cum laude in political science, philosophy, and economics from Vanderbilt University. He was president of his senior class and was elected to Phi Beta Kappa.
Senator Kennedy received his law degree from the University of Virginia School of Law, where he was an executive editor of the Virginia Law Review. He also earned a Bachelor of Civil Law degree with first-class honors from Oxford University (Magdalen College), where he studied under Sir Rupert Cross and Sir John H. C. Morris.
Not only does Senator Kennedy have an outstanding academic background. He also possesses a keen sense of humour, on display here in his statement of beliefs.
1. I believe America was founded by geniuses, but is now run by idiots.
2. I believe you can't fix stupid, but you can vote them out of office.
3. When was the last time you heard of anyone trying to sneal into China?
4. America is so great that people who hate it refuse to leave.
5. The Biden administration sucks.
6. I believe exercise makes you look better naked, but so does alcohol.
7. I believe welfare should be a bridge, not a parking lot.
8. Weakness invites wolves.
9. I believe we must arm for peace.
10. We don't have a gun control problem; we have an idiot control problem.
11. If government tells you not to buy a gun, buy two.
12. If you hate police, the next time you're in trouble, call a crackhead.
13. Cops will leave you alone if you don't do stupid things.
14. I believe we need an election day, not an election month.
15. I believe you should have to prove you are who you say you are before you vote.
16. I believe 400,000 bodies buried at Arlington National Cemetery are the reason you should stand for the national anthem.
17. I believe the water won't clear until you get the pigs out of the creek.
18. I believe love is the answer... but you should own a gun, just in case.
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