President Brandon: Really? I thought it was me shakin' again.
President Trump: More proof that America is weak!
Prime Minister McBlackface: I am invoking the Emergencies Act to mandate masks and vaccine booster shots for all Canadians. Only a tiny minority with unacceptable views will oppose me, and they will be crushed.
President Xi: China has more powerful earthquakes. Make us angry and we'll drop one from a balloon.
Secretary-General of the United Nations: The Security Council will pass a resolution condemning earthquakes, so that this can never happen again.
"Pope" Francis: Was it really an earthquake? Who am I to judge?
Walt Whiteman: Told ya so. Lifetime pct .989.
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