A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face. Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?''
"Just a couple of minutes ago…"
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