Thursday, July 25, 2024

BB: "Democrats Flee Capitol In Terror As Jew Stands Up To Speak"

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu visited the US of A this week. Yesterday he made a speech to a joint session of the House and Senate. It didn't get a lot of attention because everyone was going gaga over coconuts and chartreuse green [Wut are you talking about? Ed.] and waiting for Senile Joe to tell us whether he jumped or was pushed. (Answer came there none.)

However,Bibi's appearance on Capitol Hill did provoke the usual outrage from the far-left Democrats, including She-who-would-be-President. They vented their anger by holding up signs during his speech, like fans at a hockey game, and some of them, including the erstwhile Immigration Czar, walked out before the speech even started. The Babylon Bee noticed, and played it this way.

Democrats Flee Capitol In Terror As Jew Stands Up To Speak


Sources from Capitol Hill report that Democrats in Congress fled en masse at the sight of a Jew standing up to talk. 

At the sight of the Jewish man preparing to say words out loud, Vice-President Harris ran fleeing from the Capitol along with several other Democrat leaders including Congresswomen Omar, Pressley, and Ocasio-Cortez. 

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT'S A JEW!" Congresswoman Ilhan Omar warned her fellow Democrats, pulling her emergency Hamas burqa out from under her desk. "He's going to speak, too! Get out if you value your life! From the river to the sea, Palest — OUTTAMYWAY HE JUST LOOKED AT ME!!"

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