Reminds you of
Animal Farm, doesn't it? The Social Democratic/Democratic Socialist Revolution is less than 72 hours old, and already the pigs are fighting over who should be leader.
By tradition, Senator Chuck "Charles" Schumer (D-NY) should become Senate Majority Leader. Walt would love to be a fly on the wall when he tries to persuade Senator Abdul Mohammed El-Sayed (D-MI) to vote to restore aid to Israel.
Jon Stewart, host of The Daily Show (Yes, it's still on Comedy Central), pleaded with the Dems on his The Weekly Show podcast to avoid going down the same rabbit hole again.
Doubling down on past remarks to avoid another impeachment fiasco, he said, "Job one of this opportunity is to tear down the obstacles and old way of thinking that got us into this mess. Someone has to meet this moment and they have got to show -- and this moment is not, 'oh, we get to impeach everybody,' like fuck that. Like, you have an opportunity to actually govern. Do it. Take it."
America's Most Important JewTM said that Democrats could, in effect, govern the country if they remove seniority from leadership. "One of the first things you need to do," he said, "is remove that system of seniority from Democratic politics. It is a bullshit system and it needs to go.
"And they're already like, 'Chuck Schumer deserves a lot of credit for putting together this…' Chuck Schumer fought tooth and nail against half of these fucking people! And even if he didn't, he does not understand the urgency of the moment and what the future demands. I truly believe that."
Mr Stewart previously cautioned his party against pursuing an impeachment of the President Trump, warning that it would just become a theatrical showdown with little substance or results. "We've already shown there's no accountability. What I want to see is a full government effort on rebalancing this economy.
"This is about triage and the corruption of that family -- fucking let them drain us like they think they’re gonna drain us. Wall it off so it doesn’t infect the rest of the economy and spend a total government effort at rebalancing labor versus capital with real ideas
"I don’t want to see a fucking five-act performative play of House hearings. I just don’t want to see it. I don’t want to see everybody having the opportunity to pantomime accountability because you know they’re actually not going to bring it."
While Mr Stewart said he welcomed investigations, he added that he believed that the Donald would "run out the clock.... You want to do some investigations into some shit, that's great, but on the triage list of what's wrong in this country, it is, I'm sorry, sir, you're gonna have to stay in the waiting room because this guy just got shot and it sounds to me like you just have a sore throat. Do the shit that is actually killing people right now!"
Sounds to Walt as if Jon Stewart is finally getting over a severe case of TDS. But will Senator Chuck and the rest of the Dimocratic leadership take whatever medicine is helping Mr Stewart. Walt doubts it. Lifetime pct .987.