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German chancellor admits that unfettered immigration caused chaos... in France and Italy, not das Vaterland!

Santa Barrazza! German Chancellor Friedrich "Fred" Merz shocked viewers around the world this week when he admitted in a video interview with Bloomberg Television that importing millions of non-European alieans and failing to integrate them is causing carnage in Europe.

The interview was taped on the sidelines of the Invest in Germany Summit in Berlin this week. Herr Merz expressed "concern" that riots in France and Italy could spill over into das Vaterland and other EU nations. 

When the Bloomberg interviewer dared to inquire as to the reasons for the unrest seen in cities like Paris and Milan, which have seen thousands of arrests, widespread looting, and arson attacks, Chancellor Merz admitted that it is "most likely" the result of "non-integrated people" [Love that phrase! Kind of like "unhoused people"! Ed.] due too... errr... "migration".

He said this was leading pissed-off native Europeans to vote for "extremely right [read: Alternativ für Deutschland] and extremely left" political parties, thereby creating "tensions and obviously riots in some countries, including France."

Walt says the only reason there have been no major riots in Germany yet is the Germanic tendency to wait until permission has been given, organizations put in place and jackboots issued. But I digress...

Fred's admission that mass migration and the failed attempts at assimilation are not only radicalising the host populations, but also responsible for violent civil unrest is pretty rich, coming from the leader of the same party -- the Christian Democratic Union -- whose previous leader, Chancellor Angela Merkel, opened the floodgates, thus starting the European Migrant Crisis of 2015, giving impetus to the Great Replacement which appears now to be unstoppable.

While Herr Merz campaigned in the last federal election on clamping down on immigration, he largely abandoned this position after forming a coalition with the left-wing, pro-open-borders Social Democrats  rather than partnering with the anti-mass-migration AfD, which he regards as beyond the pale of political acceptability. 

Chancellor Merz has frequently defended the need for continued mass migration into Germany and Europe as a hole [misspelling intentional. Walt], claiming that more waves of foreigners are required due to supposed shortages in the labour market and to mitigate the demographic impacts of an ageing population. Just last May he declared, "Germany is a country of immigration. It has always been so; it is so now; and it will remain so."

All the same, in  the Bloomberg interview, he admitted that Germany and Europe feel a sense of "uncertainty" and "anxiousness", saying people are concerned about rising energy costs, inflation, and housing costs. "People are really fearing what is next and what comes in our future, and how can we establish our future for our kids and for our grandchildren?"

He said that with a straight face while failing to acknowledge that mass immigration exacerbated many of the issues he listed, straining the housing supply, while studies have consistently found that increased diversity lowers social trust. Breitbart News reported in April that recent police data found that migrants accounted for 42.9% per cent of all violent crime suspects in Germany. How much longer Chancellor Merz can pretend there is no connection is anybody's guess.

Recommended reading: "Protest Leaders Remind Rioters To Take Breaks To Pray Toward Mecca", Babylon Bee (of course!), 21/10/26.

The connection between the WNBA and Iran

Not to mention the domestic political connection:

Nappy-headed hos for Democrats: nothing but air!

Recommended reading: "Democrats Want To Wreck America With Third-World Immigration", by Joseph Ford Cotto, in American Thinker, 20/10/26.

And more: "WNBA Clarifies A Woman Is An Adult Human Lesbian", Babylon Bee (of course), 20/10/26.

Alberta Referendum: The Canadian version of Texas votes to remain in Canada but restrict immigration and non-citizens' "rights"

Dawn is breaking in Alberta and votes are still being counted in the province-wide referendum held yesterday on whether to remain in the sinking ship that is Canada, and nine other questions, five of which had to do with how much more uncontrolled immigration the province will have to put up with. The actual wording of the questions is shown in blue. Here are the results from the Elections Alberta website, as of this writing. Click on the link to get the latest numbers.

In typically Canadian fashion, the main question was Number 10. Should Alberta remain a province of Canada, or should the Government of Alberta commence the legal process required under the Canadian Constitution to hold a binding provincial referendum on whether or not Alberta should separate from Canada? 

Option 1: Alberta should remain a province in Canada. Option 2: The Government of Alberta should commence the legal process required under the Canadian Constitution to hold a binding provincial referendum on whether or not Alberta should separate from Canada 

Results with 78% of the polls reporting showed that although Canada is a nitwit country governed by leftist wokesters, Albertans are decidedly in favour of remaining in Canuckistan, with a very clear majority opting for Option 1, with 1,368,931 choosing it over Option 2, which got 437,236 votes.

Questions 1 through 5 are the ones about immigration. This is the first chance any Canadians have been given the chance to vote directly for or against the federal Liberal government's proposals to continue to continue with the Great Replacement. Can you guess the result?

1. Do you support the Government of Alberta taking increased control over immigration for the purposes of decreasing immigration to more sustainable levels, prioritizing economic migration and giving Albertans first priority on new employment opportunities? YES: 670,185, NO: 522,864

2. Do you support the Government of Alberta introducing a law mandating that only Canadian citizens, permanent residents and individuals with an Alberta-approved immigration status will be eligible for provincially-funded programs, such as health care, education and other social services? YES: 585,786, NO: 446,321

3. Assuming that all Canadian citizens and permanent residents continue to qualify for social support programs as they do now, do you support the Government of Alberta introducing a law requiring all individuals with a non-permanent legal immigration status to reside in Alberta for at least 12 months before qualifying for any provincially-funded social support programs? YES: 556,687, NO: 397,729

4. Assuming that all Canadian citizens and permanent residents continue to qualify for public health care and education as they do now, do you support the Government of Alberta charging a reasonable fee or premium to individuals with a non-permanent immigration status living in Alberta for their and their family's use of the health care and education systems? YES: 512,037, NO: 384,924

5. Do you support the Government of Alberta introducing a law requiring individuals to provide proof of citizenship, such as a passport, birth certificate or citizenship card, to vote in an Alberta provincial election? YES: 549,764, NO: 320,550

The Rt.Hon. Marx Carney, Prime Minister of All Canuckistan and Head Cheerleader for DEI and yet more immigration pronounced himself well pleased with the result of the vote on Question 10. As for the rest, he has so far said... nothing... absolutely nothing!

Will the referendum make any difference to anyone? Walt predicts the results, when finalized in another three days or so, will be filed in the Great Archive of Ottawa and the Lesser Archive of Edmonton, never to be referred to again. Lifetime pct. .889.

VIDEO: France is burning! Lickspittle media can't explain why

Thanks to Monsieur l'agent 6 for sending this to us.

UPDATED: OK, so it wasn't a mutiny... BUT...

According to the Canadian government led by Liberal Prime Minister Marx Carnage, it appears that the fire at CFB Wainwright that killed four soldiers and injured 39 more was a  tragic accident. Simply a case of a nearby wildfire getting out of control and trapping the soldiers who were on a training exercise. Nothing more. In other words...

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith revealed this afternoon that there are 39 patients being treated in hospital. Smith said at least 19 of the injured are in critical condition. Patients were transported from Wainwright to four hospitals across the province. 

The four soldiers who died in the fire are: Sgt. Morgan Wong of Edmonton AB, Pvt. Shaun Farrell of Prince Albert SK, Pvt. Aidan Goulding of North Vancouver BC, and Pvt. Hayden Lykkemark of Langley BC. They were members of the 3rd Battalion, Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry, who were preparing for deployment to Latvia next spring. They were sent on a training mission, carrying a good deal of live ammo, on Saturday afternoon while a grass fire burned less than a mile away. SNAFU.

Walt admits jumping to one or two possible conclusions. But the way things are these days, with everyone on the qui vive for an outbreak of Islamic terrorism, who wouldn't have suspected the involvement of some Islamic wannabes.

In his televised speech to a nervous nation [or deux nations nerveuses. Ed.] Marx Carney, Prime Minister of All Canuckistan was at pains to say that there is no evidence yet that the tragedy was the result of a terrorist attack. But...

Let me ask you this. If there was a terrorist attack, especially a successful terrorist attack, do you think the government would tell you? Do you? I rest my case.

UPDATE ADDED 19/10/26 at 0720 FMT: "Canada's national newspaper" the Groan & Wail, reports today that the investigation into this tragedy will be done not by the RCMP but by a military board of inquiry. In other words, the army is going to investigate itself, and the proceedings will be closed. Surprised?

BREAKING! Mutiny at Canadian Forces Base Wainwright?

Canadian Defence Minister David McGuinty was sweating  profusely last night from the effort of dissembling as he faced the press following what he called "tragic events" at a Canadian Forces base in east-central Alberta. "I'm saddened to share that there have been both fatalities and injuries as a result of an incident on the base," he said in a presser in the world's second-coldest capital city.

The minion said he could not recall an incident like this "in recent memory," while at the same time divulging no details whatever about the "incident" at CFB Wainwright earlier on Saturday. Here's the video from Canadian Press.

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith said in a post on X that the province is "learning of a significant and tragic fire that is affecting many of our brave military personnel." She did not say whether or not she thought the "incident" had anything to do with the referendum to be held tomorrow in which fed-up Alberta citizens will finally get a chance to vote yes or no to the province's separation from TROC and whether to clamp down on mass immigration of undesirably and unassimilable Third-Worlders.

Prime Minister Marx Carnage also went on social media post to say. that a "serious incident creating a major fire occurred at CFB Wainwright. Our thoughts are with all the brave women and men affected. We are working closely with the Government of Alberta and local authorities. Premier Smith and I are in close contact, as are our relevant ministers and officials." 

Hey, you all, what happened? The truth will out some day, because the RCMP is investigating and, as you know, they always get their man... or men... or "persons".

Why, then, am I suggesting the possibility of a mutiny? Think back, please, to last summer. On 8 July 2025, three men in Québec were arrested and charged with facilitating terrorist activity, and a fourth was charged with weapons offences. 

According to the RCMP, the men plotted to "forcibly take possession of land" near Québec City. They sought to establish a new society and build an anti-government militia. The arrests followed a January 2024 raid outside of Québec City in which the Mounties took possession of 16 explosive devices, 83 firearms and accessories, 11,000 rounds of ammunition, and nearly 130 magazines. Some of the material seized was "diverted" from the Canadian military, although no details have been released. Whether or not the men were members of the CAF was not disclosed.

The men were alleged to have taken part in training activities, including weapons training and climbing, survival and orientation activities. Media reporting indicated that a broader group existed beyond just these four men. At least 15 members of this wider group received badges [We don't need no stinking badges! Ed.] and a number, the same as soldiers have. Some of their training and survival activities attracted groups of 30 or 40.

The accused men also ran an Instagram account where they tried to recruit people to their cause. The account was private and administered by one of the men. They also used the account to promote weapons, share information about training, and provide advice on survival and orientation. Images shared with the public suggest that the page had at least 1000 followers. 

While the men charged likely all knew each other primarily from their military service and the broader military community, the Instagram account might have allowed them to recruit other members from outside the military community. [Source: Global Network on Extreme Technology, a loony left site but their report is factually correct. Ed.]

Walt's agent on the inside says the "new society movement" has spread throughout the Canadian Armed Forces, many of whose members are fed up with DEI, the feminization of the military, the recruitment of non-citizens and infiltration of Muslims and Sikhs, and the general deterioration of Canadian society. If these guys don't take up arms (they believe), who else is going to do the necessary to save Canada from its rulers?

There is an alternate possility. Many of our readers have expressed disappointment that the execution by firing squad of Nidal Malik Hasan, scheduled for December 3rd, will not, after all, be televised. In 2009, Dr Hasan, a US Army Medical Corps psychiatrist, went rogue (as the saying goes) at Fort Hood, murdering 13 people and injuring 32 others. 

Why? Dr Hasan is a believer in the Religion of PeaceTM. At his court martial in August 2013 he said he wanted to stop American soldiers from going to Afghanistan to kill Muslims like his own goodself. Is it possible, Walt asks, that a follower of the Prophet was involved in the "incident" at CFB Wainwright? If so, will Canadians be told, or do current Canadian laws against Islamophobia prevent full disclosure? Stupid question.