Your Sikhs today: One (only) takes the fall in "largest superlab in Canadian history" bust

Nearly two years ago, the RCMP (aka Mounties) made a big production out of announcing the dismantling of "the largest fentanyl and methamphetamine lab in Canadian history." Yes, we have video.

You would think, wouldn't you, that the busting of a criminal enterprise of this magnitude would result in some arrests, convictions and maybe even deportations of those involved. So far, however, not one single, solitary person has been charged with producing, manufacturing, or distributing fentanyl or any other drug produced in that huge operation. And it doesn't look as if anyone will ever be charged. 

In the video, released on Hallowe'en of 2024, RCMP Assistant Commissioner David Teboul called the drug factory, located near Falkland BC, the "largest and most sophisticated illicit fentanyl and meth facility ever found in Canada." 54 kg of finished fentanyl were seized, along with 390 kg of methamphetamine, 35 kg of cocaine, 15 kg of MDMA and six kg of cannabis, plus tonnes of precursor chemicals, 89 firearms, explosives, silencers, high-capacity magazines, body armour and $500,000 in cash. 

Obviously the work of more than one man. However, only one man has been charged with anything. Who was he? Step forward Gaganpreet Singh Randhawa, aged 32, of Surrey BC -- the British Columbia counterpart of Brampton ON. Mr Singh Randhawa named as the sole suspect following the highly publicized RCMP announcement, and remains to this day the only person charged in connection with the investigation. 

But get this! The charges the Sikh miscreant he pled guilty to earlier this week arose from a different aspect of the investigation! All he went down for was attempting to export 310 kg of methamphetamine to the Philippines.

According to an agreed statement of facts read in BC Supreme Court, Mr Singh Randhawa admitted making several trips to a Richmond BC shipping company, Manila Cargo Express, between September and October of 2024, with boxes containing methamphetamine destined for the Philippines. Police intercepted 19 boxes before they left Canada, while another 12 boxes were transported to the shipping company on various dates in October. 

Mr Singh Randhawa also pled guilty to possessing methamphetamine, fentanyl, carfentanil, cocaine and MDMA for the purpose of trafficking, as well as firearms-related offences. For some reason, though, the agreed statement of facts made no mention of the Falkland superlab, the precursor tonnage or the 54 kg of finished fentanyl. Don'tcha wanna know why?

The presiding judge put sentencing into the new year so Mr Singh could stay in pretrial custody and see his family and friends over Diwali or whatever holidays Sikhs celebrate. Next year he will likely be sentenced to less than six months, so that he will not face deportation. After all, diversity is Canuckistan's strength!

Renaming everything "America" or "American"? Not gonna happen

In the wake of President's Trump's widely mocked attempts to rename the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario, the Net has been inundated with memes like this.

Very funny, Doctor Jones. Very funny!" But let's get real here. Everyone knows that Canada Dry is the No. 1 brand of ginger ale in the US of A, and has been so since the daze of Prohibition because that's what you mix with Crown Royal or Canadian Club. [That's if you're an American with no taste. Canucks drink it neat or on the rocks. Ed.] And so it will always be.

What everyone, including the creator of this meme, do not know is there are already brands of ginger ale called "America Dry" and "American Dry".

America Dry has been around since at least the 1950s. Walt remembers its bottle cap -- silver with three blue stars and "America Dry" in red in the same font as that on the can. American ginger ale was but a pale imitation of the real thing...like American beer.

Quote of the day: W.C. Fields is alleged to have said, "They told me to drink Canada Dry. I tried, but it was closed on Sundays."

All ye need to know about Canada in one short story

The Bank of Canada is the entity owned by the people state of Canada which controls the money and the currency of the Great No-longer-white North. It is not to be confused with the Royal Bank of Canada, which is owned, albeit indirectly, by the people of Canada, i.e. its shareholders. It is called "Royal" only because it was created by a royal charter issued in the name of Queen Victoria, whose birthday is still celebrated on the 24th of May.

Queen Victoria was the great-grandmother of Mrs Philip Mountbatten-Windsor, who, under the name of Elizabeth II, was Queen of Canada (and her other realms and territories) for over 70 years until her death nearly four years ago. For the last 40 years of her reign Canada was officially independent, but the Canadians -- like children learning to ride a bike without training wheels -- kept her image on the currency issued by the Bank of Canada until... now.

The currency of Canuckistan is officially called the dollar. Unofficially it's known as the "beaverbuck" or other less salubrious names. The one-dollar coin is known as the "loonie", which seems apt. 

With the fourth anniversary of Queen Elizabeth's death fast approaching, the Bank of Canada felt considerable pressure from diehard monarchists to put a picture of her successor on at least some of the banknotes. That person is none other than Charles Philip Arthur George, first-begotten son of Liz and Phil the Greek, as her consort was affectionately known. 

A real Charlie he is, and now he's King Charles III, and has been so for (as I said) nearly four years. "The Queen is dead; long live the King!". 

Why did it take the Bank of Canada so long to issue new notes bearing the royal likeness? [Looks more like his younger brother Andrew to me. Ed.] Walt's sources in the world's second-coldest capital city say that the new design had been on the drawing board for years prior to Charlie's mums death, but the government of Prime Minister Blackie McBlackface, on whose watch QEII expired, didn't want to make any sudden changes and blow its chances of being re-elected.

Besides, it's not the Canadian way to do anything quickly. It was said of former Prime Minister William Lyon Mackenzie King that he never did anything by halves which could be done by quarters. So King Charles's face appeared (in profile, sadly) on the quarters first. And now... at last... this.

But wait! Although the announcement was made and the new design released today, the new banknotes will not be generally available until next February. A limited quantity will be available in packages of 50, in brown paper envelopes addressed to Rt. Hon. Marx Carney, Ottawa. If you need such, ask your local Liberal MP.

That's all ye know and all ye need to know. You're welcome.

VIDEO: How was your kid's first day back at school?

President Trump has renamed Lake Ontario (he thinks), and now...

Scraped from Patriot Post. And that's the ABF meme on DJT's ridiculous war on America's best friends... ABF for this month, that is.

ABF comment from Walt: Unless you're Jerry Seinfeld or Bill Burr, when people start laughing e3very time you open your mouth, you're finished.

Your Sikhs today: Brampton Mann in fraud schemes worth C$4.3 million

Meet the team of "trusted professionals" at PJ Mann Law Professional Corporation, a law firm based in Brampton ON, the capital of the government-in-exile of Khalistan.

You'll note that none of these "trusted professionals" is wearing a turban. And there's only one PoC, who isn't brown but black. That's odd, considering that PJ Mann LPC was founded (and until recently operated) by Pawanjeet Singh Mann, who Walt suspects may have been a sole practitioner. By that I mean, there was no team, just him... as far as Ed.'s research indicates. 

Who's running the practice -- which spcializes in immigration, visas and real estate -- now is a mystery. You see, Mr Mann is a former lawyer, having been disbarred by the Law Society of Ontario in July of 2025 after an LSO tribunal found him guilty of knowingly participating in a mortgage fraud scheme in 2019. 

Mr Mann is now facing multiple fraud charges after allegedly he orchestrated four separate schemes involving mortgage and cheque fraud that resulted in approximately C$4.3 million (over $3 million in real money) in losses.

Inspector Singh (no relation) of the Peel Region Police said the investigation began after the Fraud Bureau received multiple complaints between June and July alleging Mann was involved in fraudulent activity. Investigators allege Mann orchestrated four separate mortgage and cheque fraud schemes, causing approximately $4.3 million in losses to victims, many of whom were fellow Sikhs who trusted him because he was one of them.

He has been charged with four counts each of fraud over $5000 and possession of property obtained by crime, along with three counts of criminal breach of trust and two counts of uttering forged documents. If convicted he might be stripped of his citizenship (or permanent resident status if he hasn't yet become a citizen of Canuckistan) so as to be deported... but don't bet on it.

MUSIC VIDEO: "Lake America? No, EH!"

Wut, another music video? Yes, but this one is political, and right on point with President Trump's apparent descent into lunacy. This is "Lake Ontario", an official anthem of the Canadian Resistance Army.

 

Thanks and a tip of the conical chapeau to Agent 78 for giving us the link to this one.