"Just wait!", Iran warns Trump

From the creative Christian satirists at the Babylon Bee. Click here to read the article.

Welcome to Walt's Attic!

Ed. here. Regular readers of Walt Whiteman's World will know that Walt has, in his cabin in the pines, an attic full of books, magazines, records, CDs, DVDs, and other information  and entertainment products, which he refers to from time to time.

Every springtime, She Who Must Be Obeyed (aka Mrs Walt) demands that something be done to downsize the accumulation, lest the floor give way and everything crash through into her sunlit question. This blog is Walt's response.

Here, with the co-operation of Canuck Jim's Collectibles, Walt will offer select items from his attic, including items collected over the course of seven decades which are hard to find online or in bricks-and-mortar shops. All items are used, in good condition, and affordably priced. 

Listings here will include a link to Canuck Jim's site. Click on the link to see description, photo(s) and price and shipping details. Payment is by PayPal, and you are protected by PayPal's buyer protection guarantees. Now's your chance to get to get good quality collectibles, pre-owned by Walt, at reasonable prices. Welcome to Walt's Attic!

It's that day again!

That day being Cinco de Mayo, the Mexican national holiday. As a public service we present, in graphic form, the story of the origins of this day.

Walt, Poor Len [and Ed.! Ed.] 

wish all Mexicans still in Mexico

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

It's that day again!

Happy Star Wars Day, from all of us at WWW.

Footnote added by Poor Len Canayen: 

Les Canadiens sont là! Ce soir à Tampa Bay: Habs 2 - TB Lightning 1. 

On Wednesday les Glorieux shuffle off to Buffalo! 

WINNING! "The war is over!" POTUS orders 5000 troops back to USA

Just ahead of next week's 81st anniversary of V-E Day, President Trump announed that 5000 American troops will be withdrawn from Germany. "We won the war!" POTUS said. "The Krauts will never be able to have nuclear weapons -- not ever! Our mission of making the world a safer place is accomplished. So our brave men and women and others can come home to the welcome they deserve!"

In social media posts on Thursday, President Trump said German chancellor Friedrich Merz was "doing a terrible job" and had "problems of all kinds", including on immigration and energy, but that the US of A was tired of helping them and wouldn't waste any more money and lives doing so. The President has also suggested pulling American troops from Italy and Spain. 

In a statement, Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell said the order to remove American troops from Germany had come from Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth. "This decision follows a thorough review of the Department's force posture in Europe and is in recognition of theatre requirements and conditions on the ground," he said. "We expect the withdrawal to be completed over the next six to twelve months."

German Defence Minister Boris Pistorius told the German Press Agency in Berlin that "the presence of American soldiers in Europe, and particularly in Germany, is in our interest and in the interest of the US." He added that the American withdrawal from Europe and also from Germany "foreseeable".

Reichskanzler Merz [no relation to Fred Mertz of the old I Love Lucy show. Ed.] added "Auf wiedersehen, sweethearts!"

Best comment (so far) on the WHCD assassin wannabe

comes from the Babylon Bee, fake news you can trust. (Surprised?) It's headlined

Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins 

Following the harrowing incident at the White House Correspondents' Dinner over the weekend, progressives across the United States applauded the steadily improving diversity of would-be Trump assassins.

With many liberals concerned over the lack of minority representation among people trying to assassinate Trump, Democrats breathed a sigh of relief after learning that the latest failed assassin was black.

"For too long, the would-be Trump killer space has been dominated by white men," said local liberal Jamie Gallagher. 

"Today was a long-overdue step forward in assassin representation. It's really encouraging to see people from different ethnic backgrounds engage in political violence. I just hope it helps little kids know that their skin color and sexual orientation do not have to hold them back from trying to kill Donald Trump." 

While stating there was still more work to be done, DEI advocacy groups hailed the news of a minority assassin as a landmark victory. "When you see people of all different skin tones and socioeconomic classes trying to murder political figures, you know you've done your job," said DEI consultant Mary Harding. 

"To be clear, we are not there yet. There are still so many underrepresented groups who face significant barriers in trying to assassinate world leaders. We will continue the hard work of ensuring real equity among people shooting guns at President Trump."

At publishing time, progressives admitted that they had been crossing their fingers in hopes that the failed assassin would also turn out to be gay.

Government-run grocery stores? How about a government-run bakery?