We'll be back on October 1st

Walt [and Ed.! Ed.] are taking a week off. If'n False Creek don't rise, we'll see you [He means "you'll see us" Ed.] in October.

This woman needs help

Meet Malia Nummerdor, presently residing in the Charlotte County FL hoosegow. Malia is facing serious criminal allegations, and she needs experienced legal representation to ensure that she has the opportunity to fully address them through the proper legal process. 

This situation has also deeply affected her two young sons, who deserve privacy, stability, and as much normalcy as possible while the adults involved work through what comes next. 

This fundraiser is not asking anyone to decide the facts of the case. It is about helping a mother and her children get through an extraordinarily difficult period and making sure Malia has access to appropriate legal representation.

The foregoing is excerpted from a fundraiser posted on the SupportNow website on Monday. According to Breitbart News, the fundraiser had been reported by the New York Post, numerous other outlets, and social media which apparently examined it, but has apparently been taken down.

The story behind the appeal is that Ms Nummerdor, the 38=year-old mother of two boys, was arrested on a bestiality charge after her husband claimed he caught her on camera performing sex acts with the family dog. She says she is the victim of a vengeful spouse and launched a fundraiser so she can fight the allegations in court. 

Police arrested Malia Nummerdor after her estranged husband, Erik Nummerdor, went to Facebook [!!! Ed.] claiming he had video and photo evidence. Ever since, Malia and her sons’ lives "have been turned upside down (the fundraiser text says) following a painful and difficult situation involving Malia’s estranged husband and allegations against her that she maintains are untrue."

Note from Ed.: No, we don't have the video or Facebook link. Even if we did, we wouldn't post anything like that here. We do, however, encourage anyone knowing of anyone's abuse of family pets of any species to report the matter to the authorities. This sort of thing may happen in other, more decadent societies, but must not be allowed in America!

VIDEO: The Bee's exclusive interview with Senator Mitch McConnell

Senator Mitch McConnell isn't doing too many interviews these days, but The Babylon Bee's Travis got the opportunity to sit down with the man, the myth, and the legend himself.

 

The similarity is NOT coincidental

Scraped from the Patriot Post.

Marx Carney's Canada considers the alternative

The idea of Canuckistan turning its back on the US of A to become an "associate member" (whatever that means) of the Europen Union doesn't make sense to us... but then nothing that country's Liberal government does ever makes sense to anyone but themselves. Thanks and a tip o' the toque to Agent 3.

Another blow for Merz; Alternativ für Deutschland tops polls in Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania election

No wonder German Chancellor Friedrich Merz (incorrectly pictured in previous post) is looking glum. His new nickname, replacing "Fred", is "Fried", as his goose looks to be cooked following his Christian Democratic Union party's dismal showing in elections held this past weekend in Berlin and Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania.

In its second shock victory in less than a month, the Alternativ für Deutschland (Alternative for Germany) emerged as the strongest party in Sunday's state election in Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania. The Left (read: Communist) Party finished first in Berlin's contest.

In Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania, the AfD won 38.2% of the vote, good for 32 seats in the 71-seat state parliament. The incumbent Social Democrats were reduced to 35.5% and 29 seats. The Left Party received 6.5% and the Greens 5.7%, giving them five seats each.

The big news, though is that Freddy's Christian Democratic Union (CDU) received only 4.9% of the vote, thus falling below the 5% threshold, thus being shut out of the state parliament for the first time since the founding of the Federal Republic of Germany. 

The result leaves the existing SPD-Left coalition without a majority, while an SPD-Left-Greens alliance would have enough seats to govern. As has been the case everywhere a rightist party finishes first but doesn't hold a majority, the other parties have ruled out forming a coalition with the AfD. 

In Berlin, the loony Left Party finished first in the state election with about 25.3% of the vote, ahead of the CDU at 19%. The AfD received about 16% and the SPD 12.1%. The results have intensified pressure on Herr Merz to quit before things get worse. He is now in full denial mode, refusing to read the handwriting on the wall. 

The Grauniad reports today that he has vowed to keep his fractious coalition government together for the good of Germany's "democratic future" after his conservative party "suffered a drubbing at the polls" in the state elections. He intends (he says) to plough ahead with an unpopular reform agenda, and that it is vital that he and his coalition government remained in place. Vital to whom, he didn't say.

What did your kid learn in school last week?

If this made you go "Uh-oh!", have you considered home schooling?