VIDEO: Habs fans revile latest acquisition

Fans of the Montréal Canadiens awoke on Sunday to learn the hell had frozen over! Surely that's the only explanation for the Habs' signing of Enemy No. 1, aka Chris Kreider, the beyond dirty player who, when with the New York Rangers, ran all-star goalie Carey Price into a goalpost, giving Mr Saturday Night a knee injury from which he never fully recovered.

Kreider  has signed a one-year contract with the Bleu, Blanc et Rouge after clearing waivers and mutually terminating his previous deal with the Anaheim Ducks. It can be argued -- see video -- that his acquisition gives the Habs some much-needed middle six strength, but our National Sports Editor, Poor Len Canayen, rerminds us that (a) Kreider is not the No. 2 centre we've been looking for and (b) he's old enough to be Ivan Demidov's father, not a good fit with the team's youth movement.

Beyond that, Poor Len was pre-apoplectic and incapable of speech. So we turn to our buddy from the Rock, the Hockey Junkie, for a reasonably measured (if heavily accented) analysis. 

Well, dat's buddy's opinion. This is ours. This is a great betrayal of Carey Price and all Habs fans. Are we supposed to applaud the passing of the torch to someone who tried to blow it out? This is shameful. Execrable! Kreider had better get a case of the diplomatic flu on the night they honour Carey Price au Centre Bell. Either that or wear ear-plugs to drown out the chorus of boos. He is not welcome here.

Last of the renaming memes...

 ...or so we hope.

This is all getting rather silly, isn't it?

UPDATED: Lest we forget...

That was 25 years ago. Today there are Islamists -- followers of the Religion of Peace💣-- in positions of influence and power across the entire United States of America. 

Some are mayors of big cities (see photo below). Some are Congresspersons. Five Muslims served in hte 119th Congress, all in the House of Representatives, and all Democrats. Notable among them are such patriotic Americans as "Squad" members Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib.

There are currently no Muslim state governors. However, Ghazala Hashmi serves as the Lieutenant Governor of Virginia, making her the first Muslima ever to be elected to statewide office. At present there are no Muslim US senators, but Abdul El-Sayed won the Democratic nomination for the Senate in Michigan. If he wins, he will become the first Muslim senator in American history.

We are now just seven (count `em, 7) weeks away from the mid-term elections at which American voters -- hey! I'm talkin' to you! -- will have the opportunity to decide if they want more... or fewer... followers of the Prophet to guide the destinies of the nation. The franchise is there for you. Use it! And choose wisely!

Further reading (added 13/9/26): "Mamdani Lays Wreath At Tomb Of The Unknown Hijacker", from the Babylon Bee, of course!

President Trump warns: Canadian beavers are a threat to the USA!

We don't hear as often we'd like to from Agent 2, so we are double-plus-happy when shares a little gem like this one. Thank you!

Attacking Canada makes sense now, EH!

Your Sikhs today VIDEO: Introducing Curry Crunch

Most of you will know that Sikh men -- all of whom have "Singh" somewhere in their names, BTW -- have special accessories required by their faith: the turbans of course (in which they keep their hair), holy underpants, and kirpans, the little daggers they wear which are just for show, not for use in violent crimes. 

Now, courtesy of the Rt. Hon. Marx Carney, Liberal Prime Minister of Canuckistan, the Sikhs have their own religion-appropriate breakfast cereal. Watch this!

Curry Crunch is on sale NOW at fine food markets in Surrey BC and Brampton ON... and it's coming to stores in your neighbourhood.... sooner than you think!

VIDEO: Why you should KEEP ALL your physical media

Richard John "Rick" Beato is an American YouTuber, multi-instrumentalist, music producer, and educator. Since the early 1980s, he has worked variously as a musician, songwriter, audio engineer, and record producer; he has also lectured on music at universities. Beato owns and operates Black Dog Sound Studios in Stone Mountain GA. (Don't miss the Confederate Memorial Carving while you're there!)

Mr Beato is afraid that the media in which our history and culture is recorded is in danger of being loss, consigned to the "memory hole" envisioned by George Orwell in 1984. He argues that if the written, audio and visual works are not destroyed completely -- digital records being destroyed by a solar flare, for instance -- they may survive only in forms "corrected" according to the politics of the day. 

In this video, titled "Another Reason I F*cking Hate AI", Mr Beato describes how this "AI apocalypse" could happen. Indeed, he says, it's happening already!

Walt believe what Mr Beato is saying. Full disclosure: We don't use AI here, largely because we don't know how. But Ed. has been known to "revise" text in order to correct or otherwise "improve" it. The version you're reading may be V 2.0... or not!

Any book you've ever read, even the Holy Bible, can be changed using AI. If you don't preserve the original hard copy, how would you know? These days, when you see something on YouTube, you should assume that it's been created or edited... or censored, by AI. Don't believe me? Go to some of the episodes of Family Guy or South Park you can find on NetFlix or wherever. Do you find yourself saying, "Hey, that's not how it was when it was on TV!"? 

The lessons: Keep all your books, DVDs, CDs, tapes and vinyl. And back your stuff up. Make .pdf files of the printed material. (We recommend an 11 x 17 scanner) Digitise4 the video and audio tapes. Make copies of the CDs and DVDs. Get a large (4 TB or bigger) external hard drive. And remember, even a hard drive can be destroyed and/or will eventually fail. Govern yourselves accordingly!

VIDEO: Canada's REAL problem, in under 3 minutes

Dear Canadian readers, what you're about to read and hear is going to sting. 

Walt has a sort spot for Canada [in his head. Ed.] At the end of its first century of official existence (30/6/67), it was still a "not too bad" (as Canucks say) place to live. 1000s of Americans crossed the World's Longest Undefended BorderTM, not just to get out of the draft but because Canada was seen as quiet, peaceful, with good social services (especially health care) and without the extremes of wealth and poverty of the US of A.

But then, in the spring of 1968, Canada's Natural Governing Party (aka the Liberal Party) chose as its leader Pierre Elliot Trudeau, a socialist intellectual and great friend of Fidel Castro, who reigned as Prime Minister (later Empereor) from 20 April 1968 to 4 June 1979, and again from 3 March 1980 to 30 June 1984. Yes, the 1984 foreseen by George Orwell!

On his ascension to the throne the alleged father of Emperor Trudeau II [some say Fidel was Justin's real papa. Ed.], the Northern Magus* said, "You won't recognize Canada when I'm through with it. Too right, he was. And his "opening-up and reform" of the Great White North has been carried on, for most of the 42 years since he retired, by a succession of Liberal rulers chosen from the Laurentian elite, including Justin (aka Blackie McBlackface) and his successor, Marx Carney.

The sad thing is that Canadians -- old-stock Canadians -- don't seem to care. They, especially those living in the three big cities, keep electing the liberals, pinkos, and other loony leftists -- anybody whose name appears on a Liberal red election sign. 

The result is the Canuckistan that President Trump makes fun of today -- the same President Trump that Mr Carney, his toadies and the bought-and-paid-for media blame for all of Canada's self-inflicted problems. Yes, we have video, from Satire Squad HQ.

Thanks to the good folks at Blazing Cat Fur for showing Ed. where to find this. 

* The Northern Magus is a hagiography of PET, written by Richard Gwyn, one of his Laurentian sycophants.