Thursday, July 9, 2026
Friday, June 5, 2026
Democrat "autopsy": what the doctor saw!
Thursday, May 28, 2026
VIDEO: Victor Davis Hanson: What the DNC "autopsy" should have said
Monday, May 11, 2026
VIDEO: Disaffected Michael Matt asks: Did you REALLY vote for this?
Monday, February 23, 2026
Babylon Bee's extended Gavin Newsom pandering joke + VIDEO
"See? I'm exactly like you," Newsom said. "It doesn't get more delicious than some hot sauce in your purple drank, am I right? This isn't pandering. Back home, we call this drink a 'Newsom.'"
The audience was surprised by the governor's choice of drink and unsure whether or not he was being genuine. Newsom quickly moved to allay their fears.
"I am not just trying to score points here," he insisted. "We're alike in so many ways. Just like you, I've fathered children I've never met. I've never once changed the batteries in my smoke alarms, no matter how many times they chirp at me. I yell at the screen when I'm at the movies. And, like you, I also perpetrate a disproportionate amount of the crime in my home state. I have a lot in common with you, which is why I'm the perfect political candidate to represent you people."
At the end of his on-stage interview with Atlanta Mayor Andrew Dickens, Newsom then sat down to a plate of fried chicken as he interacted with the crowd directly during a Q&A segment. "Boy, I wish I had some watermelon, am I right, my brothers?" he said.
At publishing time, Newsom was still polling at 90% among black voters.
We trust the folks at BB will forgive us for reposting the entire article. It was just too delicious to be excerpted. If you want to read more excellent satire (with a Christian point of view), click on this link to go to the Babylon Bee home page. If you decide to subscribe, tell `em Walt sent ya!
But wait (as Vince Offer used to say), there's more! In this episode of "Ed Henry The Big Take", Ed takes a big gulp of vitriol and gives us his take on Governor Newsom's pandering, how his potential replacements for governor are filled with TDS, and more.
As Mr Henry says, Mr Newsom is already back-pedaling as fast as he can, claiming today that he was talking only about his lifelong struggle with dyslexia. We expect expressions of outrage from the lickspittle meeja tomorrow. Hilarity will doubtless ensue.
Friday, February 6, 2026
VIDEO: America: always ready for war and golf (George Carlin)
Thursday, January 15, 2026
VIDEO: Greg Gutfeld tribute to Scott Adams RIP
Friday, November 14, 2025
VIDEO: Sen. John Kennedy reveals government "spending porn"
Friday, November 7, 2025
Mamdani takes off the mask
Wednesday, November 5, 2025
Walt's pithy comment on yesterday's elections
Sunday, October 26, 2025
VIDEO: The Canadian ad featuring President Reagan that President Trump doesn't want Americans to believe
Friday, October 10, 2025
VIDEO: Victor Davis Hanson talks with Walt's favorite senator
Wednesday, August 27, 2025
"Trump is not my President!" -- a rational analysis
Tuesday, August 26, 2025
VIDEO: Victor Davis Hanson on hot topics of the day
Friday, August 22, 2025
Coming soon to your city? The Hock Ptui victory tour!
This is a case of doubling down on a history of failure. Readers may recall that the previous Dimocratic female candidate did a similar tour, which bombed at the box office. Ms Harris' announcement has received the social media scorn which it richly deserves.











