Coming soon to your city? The Hock Ptui victory tour!

In what country does the loser of an election get to do a victory lap? Why, in the Excited States of America, of course. Better believe it folks. Yesterday on "X", Kamela Harris (aka Worst. Candidate. Ever.) announced that she was going to visit herself on 106 US cities (and one in the 51st state) to promote her new book, 107 Days. 

In the announcement, the fragrant Ms Harris (aka Hock Ptui) said,

"107 Days is my candid and personal account of the shortest presidential campaign in modern history. Over the next few months, I will travel our country to share behind-the-scenes moments, lessons learned, and how we keep moving forward together. I'll see you out there."

This is a case of doubling down on a history of failure. Readers may recall that the previous Dimocratic female candidate did a similar tour, which bombed at the box office. Ms Harris' announcement has received the social media scorn which it richly deserves.

One person comment called it "a book full of word salad. A must read, I’m sure." Another said, "You spent over one billion dollars in 107 days and you still lost." Another said simply, "It's over. Get over it."

VIDEO: Victor Davis Hanson analyses Harris's choice of Tampon Tim

It has been some time since we reposted a video featuring Victor Davis Hanson, one of the most astute political analysts in America. In this one, which has had nearly 2 million views since it dropped yesterday, Mr Hanson joins The Tony Kinnett Cast to highlight the critical controversies surrounding Kamala Harris's choice of Tampon Tim Walz as her running-mate.

Mr Hanson outlines the key factors in turning any election around in less than 100 days, and cites the key moments in the late 20th century that "everything changed in an instant." Listen up.

 

Mr Hanson leaves us with these questions: Does Hock Ptui have the ability or the discipline to stay away from cameras until stepping onto the debate stage? Will Tampon Tim make that avoidance better or worse? Surely it's not necessary for Walt to say "Stay tuned!"

American nature VIDEO: "The Cackling Dingus"

Yesterday was Tampon Tim Walz's day to shine (?) as Hock Ptui stood alongisde him (but a couple of steps back) and listened, mercifully sparing us her infamous cackle. 

In this David Attenborough-style video, the narrator delve into the fascinating evolution of the North American "Cackling Dingus" in the democRAT-infested fever swamps of Washington DC. 

 

Despite possessing a so-called "Room Temperature IQ", this remarkable creature may transcend traditional ranks and even ascend to the highest office in the world. Incredible as it may seem, this diversity hire could, in less than three months, be entrusted with the "nuclear football". Scary, isn't it?

Worth reading: "Kamala Harris Inspires Little Girls That If They Work Really Hard, Someday They Can Be Passed Over For A Less Qualified Person Who Slept With The Boss", Babylon Bee, 7/8/24.