American nature VIDEO: "The Cackling Dingus"

Yesterday was Tampon Tim Walz's day to shine (?) as Hock Ptui stood alongisde him (but a couple of steps back) and listened, mercifully sparing us her infamous cackle. 

In this David Attenborough-style video, the narrator delve into the fascinating evolution of the North American "Cackling Dingus" in the democRAT-infested fever swamps of Washington DC. 

 

Despite possessing a so-called "Room Temperature IQ", this remarkable creature may transcend traditional ranks and even ascend to the highest office in the world. Incredible as it may seem, this diversity hire could, in less than three months, be entrusted with the "nuclear football". Scary, isn't it?

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