Waiting for the Kamala Coronation to begin

Walt is waiting with `bated breath [not "baited"; look it up. Ed.] for the beginning of the Cackler Coronation ceremonies in Chicago. I have opened a book on the number of casualties -- literally, meaning dead and wounded. You can bet day-by-day or total. Contact Dino or Mario at the barbershop.

I understand that today's opening act will include a Parade of Hasbeens, including every living Dimocrat President except Jimmy Carter. (The letter of July 23rd announcing his long-awaited passing has been denounced by Reuters as a fake. But how would we know the difference?)

 

Included in the list of participants is the one who should have been (the way she tells it) America's first female President. I refer of course to Mrs William Jefferson Clinton, who got pipped at the post by a black(ish) man and then the Orange Man.

Hellery's husband, we are told, will also deliver a few remarks. Have you seen him lately? We have a recent picture, which Ed. says was the inspiration for a beloved character who has disappeared from Family Guy. Walt wishes Slick Willy would also disappear (along with the haridan he's married to), but from the look of this picture, I'd bet on the peanut farmer to outlast him.