Read all about it! "Historic: Kamala Harris Becomes First Black Woman To Destroy World Economy", Babylon Bee (who else?) 5/8/24.
BREAKING: In a surprise move (NOT!), Hock Ptui today announced her choice of running-mate -- 60-year-old Tim Walz, the Governor of Minnesotra and reincarnation of Hubert Humphrey.
An arch-liberal (and not a Jew like that Shapiro guy), Mr Walz has helped enact an ambitious Democratic agenda for his state, including depolicing (post-George Floyd, you see), sweeping protections for abortion "rights", and yet more welfare and other benefits, particularly for bogus "refugees" and asylum-seekers.
Walt can hardly wait to see a debate between this wokester and J.D. Vance!
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