Walt loves the Babylon Bee, our trusted source of Christian satire since the beginning. Here, with key excerpts and links, are the Bee's latest posts on what the lickspittle media calls the recent unpleasantness in Pennsylvania.
Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt - Former President has been indicted by a federal judge in Pennsylvania for inciting an assassination attempt that nearly killed him. "Trump is clearly at fault for someone attempting to murder him with a rifle," said Judge Paul Stephenson. "He brought this on himself, and we will ensure justice is done."Party That Called Trump 'Hitler' For 8 Years Shocked As Someone Tries To Assassinate Him - This is a video.
CNN: 'Clumsy Trump Hits Head On Bullet' - CNN announced today that in a shocking incident, former President Trump clumsily hit his head on a bullet, causing an unfortunate disturbance at a Pennsylvania rally.
FBI Wonders If Perhaps They’ve Been Investigating The Wrong People This Whole Time - After yet another deadly attack perpetrated by a deranged leftist, this time coming an inch away from killing President Trump, the FBI was left briefly wondering if maybe they had been investigating the wrong people.
Trump Safe, Leaving Only One Dead Candidate - Secret Service has reported that former President Donald Trump sustained only minor injuries in an assassination attempt, leaving the number of dead Presidential candidates at one.
"We can now confirm there is only one dead Presidential candidate," announced Fox News anchor Laura Ingraham. "Praise the Lord that former President Trump is alright."
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