Best comment (so far) on the WHCD assassin wannabe

comes from the Babylon Bee, fake news you can trust. (Surprised?) It's headlined

Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins 

Following the harrowing incident at the White House Correspondents' Dinner over the weekend, progressives across the United States applauded the steadily improving diversity of would-be Trump assassins.

With many liberals concerned over the lack of minority representation among people trying to assassinate Trump, Democrats breathed a sigh of relief after learning that the latest failed assassin was black.

"For too long, the would-be Trump killer space has been dominated by white men," said local liberal Jamie Gallagher. 

"Today was a long-overdue step forward in assassin representation. It's really encouraging to see people from different ethnic backgrounds engage in political violence. I just hope it helps little kids know that their skin color and sexual orientation do not have to hold them back from trying to kill Donald Trump." 

While stating there was still more work to be done, DEI advocacy groups hailed the news of a minority assassin as a landmark victory. "When you see people of all different skin tones and socioeconomic classes trying to murder political figures, you know you've done your job," said DEI consultant Mary Harding. 

"To be clear, we are not there yet. There are still so many underrepresented groups who face significant barriers in trying to assassinate world leaders. We will continue the hard work of ensuring real equity among people shooting guns at President Trump."

At publishing time, progressives admitted that they had been crossing their fingers in hopes that the failed assassin would also turn out to be gay.

"I'm moving to Canada if Trump wins! I really mean it! I swear!"

See "Advice for never-Trumpers on moving to Canada - DON'T!" (video by Gavin McInnes), WWW 7/11/24.

VIDEO: Advice for never-Trumpers on moving to Canada - DON'T!

In the aftermath of President Trump's landslide victory, the website of the Canuckistan immigration department crashed yesterday under the weight of enquiries from TDS sufferers about how to immigrate to Canada legally. (The hordes of illegals just walk across the border, of course.)

There is actually a border between the USA and Canada. [No wall though... yet! Ed.] You need a passport to enter Canada as a visitor. Well, not to enter Canada, actually, but to get back into the Excited States. And if it looks like your country won't let you back in, the Canadians won't admit you. If you are honest enough to tell them you want to stay, they make you apply to immigrate, just like everyone else [except Muslim refugees. Ed.] 

Why would you liberal pussies want to move to the Great No-longer-white North anyway? What do you think you're going to do when you get there? In this video, Gavin McInnes, founder (but no longer leader) of the Proud Boys explains in detail why there isn't one single part of Canada that you would want to move to, even if you could. We post this as a public service... to Canadians. You're welcome.

Attention, visa-shoppers! There is an alternative! Bette Midler said on Tuesday night that she was going to drink Drano. If you're that afraid of living in a new, healthier, more prosperous America, Walt sez: go for it!

Footnote from Poor Len Canayen, WWW's National Sports (i.e. Hockey) Editor: That's a great toque, eh! Go Habs go!

Waiting for the 8th - Epidemic of TDS sweeps the media

Earlier today I wrote that the Dumbocrats are pulling out all the stops... stopping at nothing... because they are shit-scared that the Republicans will regain control of Congress, paving the way for a return of President Trump in 2024. Their scare-mongering is being aided and abetted by the lickspittle media, in which term I include CNN and NBC. The following story is republished, in full, from today's Daily Wire. The emphasis is mine.

NBC historian Michael Beschloss, who is known for making hyper-partisan and fanatical claims, claimed without evidence during a segment this week that if Republicans win the midterm elections next week that children could be arrested and killed. 

Beschloss’ remarks on MSNBC’s "All In With Chris Hayes" comes after President Joe Biden urged the country to unite and repeatedly demonized Republicans as a threat to American democracy during a speech this week.

"Six nights from now, we could all be discussing violence all over this country," Beschloss claimed. "There are signs that may happen, may God forbid, that losers will be declared winners by fraudulent election officers, or secretary of state candidates, or governors, or state legislatures."

"We could be six days away from losing our rule of law and losing a situation where we have elections that we all can rely on," he continued. "You know, those are the foundation stones of a democracy. So, if Biden had gone on the air tonight and said, the biggest thing we have to worry about is marginal tax rates, or something like that, well, it is important. But what significant presidents do, I think you’ll agree, we both write history, you and I. In 1860, Lincoln didn’t say the biggest issue was — colleges, although he felt strongly. He said the country can’t survive half slave or half free."

"1940, Franklin Roosevelt didn’t say, you know, the biggest thing I’m worried about is farm policy," he added. "Farm policy was important to him, but what he did say was, never before, since Jamestown and Plymouth Rock has America been in such danger."

"Joe Biden is saying the same thing tonight, and a historian 50 years from now, if historians are allowed to write in this country, and if there are still free publishing houses and a free press, which I'm not certain of," he concluded on the matter. 

"But if that is true, a historian will say what was at stake tonight and this week was the fact whether we will be a democracy in the future, whether our children will be arrested and conceivably killed — we’re on the edge of a brutal authoritarian system, and it could be a week away."

I have only one comment. If there is violence all over the country, four nights after tonight, it won't be caused by supporters of the Republican Party and President Trump. Since America has a two-party system, that leaves only... errr....

Are you suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome? Take this test

Ed. here. Walt has not fully recovered from the Dumpster Fire Debate, and is saving his strength for tomorrow's faceoff between Vice-President Pence and the well-known Indo-Jamaican-American Kamala Harris. 

To fill this space, we repost, from good folks at The People's Cube, a diagnostic test to help you deteremine whether or not you are suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). 

Before you take this test, the authors stress that having a mental illness should not make you feel ashamed. Seek professional help if you experience any of the following symptoms during the assessment: 

You start seeing Russians everywhere around you.

You feel the need to burn buildings.

You start convulsing uncontrollably.

Question 1

Imagine one of your friends or family members saying the following: "I'm not talking about the neo-nazis and white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally." 

Which of the following statements is true:

a. your friend condems neo-nazis and white nationalists totally

b. your friend supports neo-nazis and white nationalists 

Question 2

Donald Trump is on record saying the following words: "I'm not talking about the neo-nazis and white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally." 

Which of the following statements is true:

a. Donald Trump condemns neo-nazis and white nationalists totally

b. Donald Trump supports neo-nazis and white nationalists 

Question 3

Please read the following lines out loud three times (from the President's response to the Charlottesville violence): "So you know what, it’s fine. You’re changing history. You’re changing culture. And you had people -- and I’m not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists -- because they should be condemned totally. But you had many people in that group other than neo-Nazis and white nationalists. Okay? And the press has treated them absolutely unfairly."

While reading these lines, did you experience any of the following symptoms:

- A complete form of amnesia: you do not remember reading the lines above

- Feelings of anger towards Trump supporters, Christians or law-abiding citizens in general

- A profound feeling of despair, as if your entire world is crumbling down around you 

TDS scoring:

If you answered a to question 1 and b to question 2: 4 points

For any of the symptoms in question 3: add 1 point. 

Results: 

1-3 points: inconclusive test 

4 points: possible TDS

5-6 points: probable TDS

7 points: certain TDS

Advice:

If you score 4 points or higher, we recommend you to contact a health professional to talk about these (and probably many other) issues. Stay healthy and safe, and, once more, do not feel ashamed about mental conditions (like media brainwashing) but talk about them openly.

Birth rate rising, abortion rate falling - Christian Hungary thriving!

An assiduous reader has asked why Walt has been focusing on the politics of Canada, Europe, even Africa, anywhere but the USA. The answer is simple. I am sick, sore and tired of what passes, these days, for politics in the Excited States of America. With Chuck and Nancy now the effective leaders of the opposition to Still-President Trump, the Democratic Party and (((controlled media))) are now in the terminal stages of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

In their efforts to obstruct and damage the President in any way possible, the Dems are now trying to accomplish through the criminal justice "system" what they have been unable to accomplish by political means. The latest example is their empty threat to issue a contempt citation if Attorney-General William Barr did not show up yesterday for a committee hearing on Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report. Of course they didn't.

While the circus under the big dome goes on... and on... I ask myself, is anybody minding the store? The country's economy, foreign policy, and (most important) security seem to have been put on hold while the Democrats pursue their "agenda of resistance". If anything significant -- a war, for instance -- is done by or to the American government, Walt will write about it. In the meantime, I'll comment on events, good and bad, in parts of the world which are not all stupidly crazy, all the time.

Like Hungary, for instance, where sanity of the Christian nationalist variety has triumphed over the secular humanist, one-world madness of (((George Soros))). On May Day, the Voice of Europe reported that Hungary, which, under the firm leadership of Viktor Orbán, embraced both nationalism and Christian values, is thriving! Marriage rates are rising, the number of abortions is falling, and Christian Hungary is seeing the highest birthrates in two decades.

This demographic turnaround has not been an accident, but the fruit of deliberate programs to promote marriage and the family while defending Hungary's cultural identity and Christian roots. The article quotes Catalan Novak, the nation's Minister for the Family -- imagine the USA having one of those?! -- as saying, “After we won the election in 2010 with a two-thirds majority, we decided to build a family-friendly country and to strengthen families raising children."

A family-friendly country! Wow! What a concept! If we brought that idea into our country, we might even see a resurgence of family values! Standing firm in its position despite fierce opposition from the socialists and one-worlders (whose real goal is ethnic replacement) left, the Orbán government enacted legislation resulting in what Ms Novak calls "a comprehensive family-support system, a family-friendly tax system, a housing program, 800,000 new jobs, and many opportunities to create a balance between life and work."

"We are living in times when fewer and fewer children are being born throughout Europe. People in the West are responding to this with immigration", Prime Minister Orbán said in last February's State of the Nation address in Budapest. "Hungarians see this in a different light. We do not need numbers, but Hungarian children!"

Similarly, IMHO, what our AABC countries (America, Australia, Britain and Canada) need is not more immigrants, but more AABC children. Call that "white supremacy" if you like, but it's working in Hungary!

Further reading: "A Replacement of Population is Taking Place in Europe", by Giulio Meiotti, of the Gatestone Institute, 14/6/17.

Jussie Smollett charged with felony disorderly conduct for attack hoax

First the facts. Chicago police today charged Empire actor Jussie Smollett -- a proudly homosexual black man -- with felony disorderly conduct for allegedly filing a false police report when he reported that he was attacked by two masked men. A spokesthingy for the Cook County State Attorney's office approved the felony charge this afternoon. The charge is a Class 4 felony which carries a possible prison sentence of one to three years.

Mr Smollett told the police and the media -- especially the meejua! -- he was attacked by two masked men early on the morning of January 29th while he was walking home from a Subway sandwich shop downtown. His story -- and he stuck to it -- was that the men beat him, made racist and homophobic comments and yelled "This is MAGA country!" before looping a rope around his neck and fleeing.

Chicago's finest spent hours going through private and public surveillance video from the area where the actor said he was attacked, but couldn't find footage of the alleged assault. They did, however, find and publish images of two large black men they said they wanted to question. Two Nigerians answering the description were picked up last week at ORD as they returned from their homeland. (Their immigration status in the USA is unclear.) They were held for 48 hours, questioned, and then released last Friday.

Now Walt's comment.

Sounds to me like yet another case of TDS: Trump Derangement Syndrome. But is that a defence? Stay tuned!

Three doctor stories to brighten your Sunday

It's been an intense week here in Lake Woebegon. [Don't forget about the Copyright Act. Ed.] OK... It's been an intense week all over the world, what with global warming (Maybe there is something to that!), #MeToo (Helloo dere, Les Moonves!), and Islamic jihadists killing scores of people (mostly Muslims, to be sure) in the usual shitholes. And that's not even counting outbreaks of Trump Derangement Syndrome over some meeting in some Tower. One of Walt's assiduous (and sometimes acidulous) agents thinks we need a bit of humour to get us through Sunday, and has submitted the following stories, which for some reason all involve kindly family doctors.

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Saint Petersburg (God's waiting room). "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
"However, there is one thing that's the most dangerous of all, and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding cake."

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and lower the family’s in the community, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying, "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

A mother took her six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mom," he exclaimed, "for me?"
"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."

Thanks to our esteemed agent (so called on account of he travels on an esteem train) and all the good doctors out there.