VIDEO: Advice for never-Trumpers on moving to Canada - DON'T!

In the aftermath of President Trump's landslide victory, the website of the Canuckistan immigration department crashed yesterday under the weight of enquiries from TDS sufferers about how to immigrate to Canada legally. (The hordes of illegals just walk across the border, of course.)

There is actually a border between the USA and Canada. [No wall though... yet! Ed.] You need a passport to enter Canada as a visitor. Well, not to enter Canada, actually, but to get back into the Excited States. And if it looks like your country won't let you back in, the Canadians won't admit you. If you are honest enough to tell them you want to stay, they make you apply to immigrate, just like everyone else [except Muslim refugees. Ed.] 

Why would you liberal pussies want to move to the Great No-longer-white North anyway? What do you think you're going to do when you get there? In this video, Gavin McInnes, founder (but no longer leader) of the Proud Boys explains in detail why there isn't one single part of Canada that you would want to move to, even if you could. We post this as a public service... to Canadians. You're welcome.

Attention, visa-shoppers! There is an alternative! Bette Midler said on Tuesday night that she was going to drink Drano. If you're that afraid of living in a new, healthier, more prosperous America, Walt sez: go for it!

Footnote from Poor Len Canayen, WWW's National Sports (i.e. Hockey) Editor: That's a great toque, eh! Go Habs go!

Back on the silver screens of NYC: "Rochelle, Rochelle"

Did you miss it the first time around? This weekend could be your big chance to see Rochelle, Rochelle, "the story of a young girl’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk".

Posters for the "movie" have appeared in several locations around New York City, evidently the work of a local artist who would appear to be a big fan of the late lamented TV series, Seinfeld.

We know that because Rochelle, Rochelle doesn't really exist. It's a trope, a totally bogus title referred to in a number of Seinfeld episodes, beginning in Season 3 when Jerry, Elaine and George go to see it because they missed another movie they wanted to see.

We get to hear Bette Midler sing the "title song" from the equally bogus Broadway adaptation in Season 6. Here's a video clip from "The Understudy".