VIDEO: Advice for never-Trumpers on moving to Canada - DON'T!

In the aftermath of President Trump's landslide victory, the website of the Canuckistan immigration department crashed yesterday under the weight of enquiries from TDS sufferers about how to immigrate to Canada legally. (The hordes of illegals just walk across the border, of course.)

There is actually a border between the USA and Canada. [No wall though... yet! Ed.] You need a passport to enter Canada as a visitor. Well, not to enter Canada, actually, but to get back into the Excited States. And if it looks like your country won't let you back in, the Canadians won't admit you. If you are honest enough to tell them you want to stay, they make you apply to immigrate, just like everyone else [except Muslim refugees. Ed.] 

Why would you liberal pussies want to move to the Great No-longer-white North anyway? What do you think you're going to do when you get there? In this video, Gavin McInnes, founder (but no longer leader) of the Proud Boys explains in detail why there isn't one single part of Canada that you would want to move to, even if you could. We post this as a public service... to Canadians. You're welcome.

Attention, visa-shoppers! There is an alternative! Bette Midler said on Tuesday night that she was going to drink Drano. If you're that afraid of living in a new, healthier, more prosperous America, Walt sez: go for it!

Footnote from Poor Len Canayen, WWW's National Sports (i.e. Hockey) Editor: That's a great toque, eh! Go Habs go!