Showing posts with label Canada Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Canada Day. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 1, 2026

To our Canadian readers and friends...

Walt, Poor Len [and Ed.! Ed.], who loved the Canada we knew before 20 April (aka 4-20) 1968*, extend our sympathies over the loss of your country. 

Please try to have a happy Canada Day in spite of everything.
 

* For those who don't recognize the date, 20/4/68 is the date on which Pierre-Elliott Trudeau, leader of the Liberal Party (aka Natural Governing Party) of Canada was sworn in as Prime Minister. The sheeple of Canada apparently weren't listening when Emperor Trudeau I (as he was later known) said, "You won't recognize Canada when I'm done with it."

Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Canada Day, from an old stock Canadian's perspective


From north of the World's Longest Undefended Border (TM), Agent 3, who was born in the Sour Apple writes: Duty calls me to attend a Canada Day celebration. I am planning on having car troubles which will force me to miss the opening ceremonies, which consist of some teenage girl butchering the national anthem, and the now obligatory "land acknowledgment ceremony" -- a sad exercise in hypocritical virtue-signalling. If the Indians First Nations want "their" land back, I say: Give it to them! Bah, humbug!

Monday, July 1, 2024

Happy Canada Day? Errr, maybe not

Well, it's Canada Day again, the 157th anniversay of Confederation, which brought together four British colonies -- more were added later -- into what was called the Dominion of Canada. Now Canada is not a "dominion", according to Prime Minister Blackie McBlackface, but a "post-national state" which "old stock" (read: of European descent) Canadians have started to call "Canuckistan".


According to a poll published last week, 70% of Canadians aren't happy with the Canada that the Trudeaus, père et fils, have reshaped according to their vision. The poll, conducted by Ipsos on behalf of Global News between the 12th and 14th of June, revealed that 70% agree with Cuckservative Party leader Pierre Poilievre that Canada is broken

When asked "Compared to five years ago, are you more or less likely to do the following?", they responded:


Just over one-third (35%) say they are less likely to feel proud to be Canadian, while only 16% say they are more likely. Roughly three in ten say they are less likely to attend a Canada Day event or display a Canadian flag around the holiday. Similar proportions say they are more (27%) and less (27%) likely to speak positively about Canada to those not from Canada, but negative sentiment is on the rise. On Indigenous issues specifically, 33% say they're more likely to learn about Indigenous history compared to five years ago, but even this figure is waning, down six points since last year.

Compared to June 2023, the portion of Canadians who say they are less likely now to do any of these things has grown, especially when it comes to pride in being Canadian and speaking positively about Canada, while the portions of those more likely has fallen. When asked if they agree or disagree with Pierre Poilievre that Canada is “broken,” 70% say they agree – with 32% saying they strongly agree.

What is the source of this increasing dissatisfaction? Ipsos didn't ask that, but other polls suggest that true Canadian hosers are fed up with DEI, wokeism in general, and, first and foremost, the person named in this year's best-selling Canada Day flag.


Further reading: Speaking of polls, and why old stock Canadians (in French, pure laine or canadiens de souche) are so pissed off, see: "Canadians' concerns about immigration levels on the rise", Western Standard, 30/6/24. Trudeau's "Diversity is our strength" mantra is the veriest bullshit!

Saturday, July 1, 2023

Song for Canada Day

Only Canadians will understand! Just in time for Canada Day! We hope you enjoy all the weird and wonderful things that make real Canadians what they are! 
À bas Canuckistan! Vive le Canada!
 

Walt and Poor Len Canayen [and Ed.! Ed.] 
wish all our Canadian friends and readers 
HAPPY CANADA DAY!

Thursday, June 30, 2022

UPDATED: Canada Day has been cancelled

In place of our customary Canada Day greeting to our many Canadian friends and readers, Walt, Poor Len [and Ed.! Ed.] send condolences. We know that, thanks to Just In Trudeau, Emperor of All Canuckistan, this is how most of you feel about the country you used to call "yours".

Here, courtesy of the CBC ("The Voice of the Liberals"), is the news of Canada Day.

Item: The Forks is a historic site and green space located at the confluence of the Red River and Assiniboine Rivers in downtown Winnipeg MB, the city with the largest Indigenous population in Canada. 

This year, in recognition of the "fact" that the land was "stolen" from the First Nations, The Forks recast its Canada Day festivities into "an inclusive celebration of multiculturalism" it's calling "A New Day". Canada Day is cancelled.

Item
: Tamara Lich, winner of the George Jonas Freedom Award for 2022, will spend Canada Day in Jail. On Monday, she was arrested in Medicine Hat AB for allegedly breaching bail conditions imposed by a judge (a Liberal appointee) related to charges for her role in the Freedom Convoy.

Ms Lich is charged with one count of failing to comply with her release order in a warrant issued by Ontario authorities, which means she is alleged to have breached her condition in that province. She must appear in court in Ontario within six days, with that time limit conveniently extending just past Canada Day.

Tamara Lich is a political prisoner in Blackie McBlackface's Liberal democracy, which every day looks more and more like the Communist China which Junior so admires.

Item
: Even though Ms Lich is being returned (against her will) to Ontario, you can bet she won't be taken to the second-coldest capital city in the world. Ottawa authorities [word carefully chosen. Ed.] are shit-scared that her appearance, even behind bars of an Ottawa gaol, would add fuel to the flames of freedom protests planned for July 1st.

City officials say they are prepared for a "unique" Canada Day, with plans to keep anti-government protests from turning into another occupation. This year the nationally broadcast TV propaganda-fest will originate  from the plaza in front of the Canadian War Museum, because Parliament Hill is closed to Canadians due to "ongoing construction". 

Well, that's the party line. Fact is, Ottawa police are bracing themselves for more protests and larger crowds than usual, as groups "related to the Freedom Convoy" are planning demonstrations. They have called in reinforcements from the Mounties -- look out for those horses! -- and the Ontario Provincial Police.

On Tuesday morning, the cops published a stern warning that they will be on the lookout for "racist, homophobic, misogynistic signs or speech during this year’s Canada Day celebrations." A spokesperson with the force [another carefully chosen word. Ed.] said that "communicating any such messaging either verbally or in another fashion could lead to criminal charges."

Such is that state of Canada on this Day Formerly Known As Canada Day. There is no more pride in Canada. Pride in homosexuality, fine. Ethnic pride within immigrant communities, perfectly acceptable. Even pride in French-Canadian culture, as shown on Saint-Jean-Baptiste Day is permitted. But pride in Canada's Anglophone heritage? Unacceptable!

Under the Trudeaus, father and son, Canadians are encouraged to disremember that it was largely  "old stock Canadians" from the so-called British Isles who were responsible for the things Canadians take for granted: parliamentary democracy, freedom of expression, freedom of the press, common law jurisprudence, habeas corpus, the court system, Charter rights, personal freedoms and many more foundational aspects of Canadian society. 

If the police and their political masters are worried -- and well they might be -- about the possibility of angry demonstrations in Canada's capital... if they wonder why ordinary Canadians are so incensed, and what's causing the protests... they should look in the mirror.

The protesters would not be gathering in Ottawa or anywhere else in the Not-so-great Not-so-white North if not for the policies and actions of M Trudeau and the liberal elites. Millions of Canadians want a return of the personal freedoms taken away by the Liberal nanny state. In spite of all that "true North, strong and free" bullshit, Canadian society is divided, make that fragmented, as never before. And Just In Trudeau is to blame. Never forget.

UPDATE ADDED 1/7/22: Homosexuality is filthy, and homosexual acts warrant the death penalty. Christian Arabs who protect Jews from murderers are traitors. A man should be permitted to beat his wife. 

These are among the ideas promoted by several of the individuals who will be featured speakers at a national three-day conference of the Muslim Association of Canada, beginning today in Toronto. Good thing they're not meeting in Ottawa where (see above) the cops are on the lookout for hate speech, homophobia, etc etc. 

The Liberal government of Canuck Prime Minister Blackie McBlackface has provided the MAC with more than $3 million in federal "anti-hate", youth engagement and security funding over the past three years. Never forget.

Friday, July 2, 2021

VIDEO: Yet another stupid Canuck song

Yeah, I know. We kind of overdid it with the videos celebrating Canada Day and what it is to be Canadian (read: not American!). But with Blackie McBlackface, Prime Minister of Canuckistan, and other Canadian elites crying stinking fish in their own back yard, we thought it only fair to give real Canadians a platform. And the number of hits our Canada Day posts got tells us we were right to do so. 

But wait (as Vince Offer used to say), there's more! Agent 78 sent us the link to a brand new offering (published June 27th) by Jon Brett. This one's even better than those we already put up, except maybe for Joe's rant, which can't be beat. Of course this song will only make sense to Canadians!

 

Note from Ed. to our American readers... OK, OK, enough already. No more until next year. For those who have written to ask if Walt is a Canadian making fun of Americans, or an American making fun of Canadians, I will say only that Walt has dual citizenship. And he promises some pretty serious thoughts for Independence Day.

Thursday, July 1, 2021

VIDEO: A Canuck sings about his home and native land

We'd no sooner put up two videos with some thoughts for Canada Day, than Agent 3 found another one which we decided to hold for Canada Day itself. Here's "Clark W." singing about what it's like "Up here in Canada".

   

Walt hastens to add that he does not endorse or even like some of the folks whose images flash before your eyes. It would be churlish to name those we dislike [Do the initials "JT" mean anything? Ed.], so let's just say that another good thing about Canada and Canadians is that they don't take politics and politcians... or themselves... very seriously. Canada is a nitwit country. Canucks know that and love it anyway.

PS - A big shoutout to Agent 6, who sent us this greeting: "Happy Canada Day, to Those of US Who Still Respect Canada!" And another to PostMedia's John Ivison, for his article yesterday headed "It would be nice to hear Trudeau express the gratitude so many feel about living in Canada". You said it, EH!

Wednesday, June 30, 2021

VIDEOS: Canucks explain why they celebrate Canada Day

Every year, about this time, Walt, Poor Len [and Ed.! Ed.] extend best wishes to the 1000s of Canucks who read WWW, for a Happy Canada Day! Occasionally... sometime later... we get a comment from a puzzled American reader along the lines of "Huh!? What was that all about? Huh?!" 

This year we're going to pre-empt such expressions of ignorance by posting a nice little video from Brittlestar, the Internet's favourite dad* (*unproven), in which a Canadian explains to his American neighbour exactly what it's all aboot.


So now you know... But this year there are a couple of distractions. First is the fact that, for the first time in history, Canada's team -- the Montréal Canadiens -- are questing, in the heat of summer, to bring the Stanley Cup back to Canada for the first time in 28 years. That's why we're putting up this post a bit early. Go Habs go!

Then there's the controversy over the finding of 100s of unmarked graves of Indigenous children at since-closed residential schools in Canada's western provinces. In displays of virtue-signalling rare even for Canada, SJWs and the loonie left have torn down statues, petitioned to have the names of old lwhite guys removed from schools and other buildings, and even called for Canada Day to be cancelled. Prime Minister Blackie McBlackface has preached that Canada Day 2021 should be not a day of celebration, but of reflection. Hair shirts to be worn and Maple Leaf flags flown upside-down. 

Walt urges Canadians -- and the foreigners, particularly the Chinese, who have been quick to condemn Canada -- to get a grip, and remember all the good things that have been done by the "evil white colonialists" which have benefited Indigenous people, white people, and, yes, the millions of BIPOCs who have come to Canada in spite of the "systemic racism" and are queuing even as we write to bring still more of their kith and kin to this "bastion of white supremacy".
It's a rare country -- I defy you to name even one -- that doesn't have some shameful acts and episodes in its history. Even Americans, the most patriotic people on earth (except for those who hate the USA and everything it stands for) should know that. I don't know -- and don't care to know -- any Canadians who don't think that Canada, for all its faults, is still the best country on earth. Like this guy...

Thursday, July 2, 2020

A Canuck replies: Canada has much to be proud of!

In response to our pre-Canada Day post, Agent 6 says that, although Canada someetimes feels like a third-world country [Canuckistan? Ed.], it has a lot to be proud of, to stand up for. Our agent refers us to "Standing up for Canada", an essay by Spencer Fernando of the National Citizens Coalition, which appeared on their site yesterday, Canada Day. It's worth reposting in full.

With Canadian Values & History Under Attack, Canadian Patriots Must Fight Back

Canada has much to be proud of.
We have built a technologically advanced nation. We have welcomed people from across the world into the Canadian family.

We have often lived up to the inheritance of western civilization and democracy that we were blessed with, building a country that offers a larger degree of freedom than almost any other nation.

We have fought on the side of freedom and justice in two world wars, and played a key role in the fight against fascism and communism.

For all those reasons and more, Canadians should feel proud of ourselves for the country we have built.

We should also feel proud of those who made all of this possible, including our first Prime Minister John A. Macdonald. If Canada is a great country today, then it couldn’t have happened without those who helped create the country in the first place. While no historical leaders look perfect in the context of the modern world, they must be judged relative to other world leaders, and in that regard, the Fathers of Confederation come out far ahead.

And yet, despite these obvious reasons to feel proud of Canada, the reality is that Canadian patriotism and history is under attack like never before.

This is an attack from within, pushed largely by radical far-left ‘academics’ who teach nothing but hatred for everything Canada stands for, demonize our history, promote communism, give a free pass to China, and seek to purposely divide everyone along race, gender, and tribe.

They have indoctrinated many, and the indoctrination continues. Many of those academics are outright communists and marxists, and are somehow allowed to push that horrendous agenda while working at public institutions largely funded by your tax dollars.

Their indoctrination creates the kind of thinking that leads a sitting PM to claim Canada is currently committing genocide, and pushes our elites to think that the brutal Chinese Communist Party is somehow a moral equivalent of our democratic allies.

It’s the kind of thinking that leads the Chronicle Herald to issue a disgraceful trigger warning about the Canadian flag, as if they should be concerned someone would be ‘upset’ by seeing the flag of our nation.

It’s the kind of thinking that leads the City of Calgary to have been fine with large protests earlier in June, while issuing a warning that Canada Day events will be “shut down.”

And it’s the kind of thinking that leads the City of Regina – in a province where Conservatives won 14 out of 14 seats, to talk about the Sir John A. Macdonald statue representing “a harmful legacy to members of our community,” and saying they are “reaching out for guidance on responding to harmful legacies.”

If a statue of John A. Macdonald can be on thin ice even in a deeply Conservative province, that tells us how far the radicals have gone in their infiltration of institutions and their growing control over the narrative.

As we watch all of this, it’s easy to think that it’s just some temporary craziness that will go away. But it won’t.

The radicals are seeking to rule by fear, pushing the most extreme agenda while denouncing anyone who disagrees as a ‘racist.’ They count on regular, good, patriotic Canadians like us to just hope it all disappears and ‘goes back to normal.’ While we wait, they push and push and push, seeking to overturn everything and replace it with the 'woke inquisition' of guilt, chaos, and violence.

They seek to turn patriotism into a taboo, and try to falsely convince people that Canada’s history is all bad with no redeeming qualities. Of course, if we lose our history, if our nation is demonized, and if patriotism is demolished, then Canada’s future will be disastrous.

A country that forgets its foundation, forgets its values, and stops defending itself will soon lose that which made it special, and all those things we are proud of will not endure.
That’s why those of us who are proud of Canada, those of us who are patriotic Canadians must fight back.

We need to stand against attempts to remove statues of our historic leaders.
We need to push back online and in person when we see people trying to divide Canada and demean our history with marxist rhetoric.

We must draw attention to the fact that all these groups pushing radical ideas don’t represent Canadian values, but in fact represent the same kind of radical leftist extremism that has led to so much destruction and violence around the world.
And we must be confident enough to recognize that we have every right to be proud of Canada and to be Canadian patriots.

On Canada Day, we must recognize that an ideological battle is underway, and rededicate ourselves to stopping the subversion of our nation. We must ensure that all we have built is not destroyed by those who hate our country.

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Canuck newspaper apologizes for printing flag on Canada Day

Canada's government and its lamestream media have earned a reputation for extreme liberal wussiness, pandering to every minority "cause" and ignoring Canada's white native sons and daughters. The TDS, BLM, LGBTQ2S propaganda machine has been in overdrive this year. Dare we hope that running about the red line [Nice pun! Ed.] will cause the machine to burn out? Perhaps not!

"Down East" (as Canadians call their maritime provinces), the population is still mainly white, English-speaking or French-speaking, and heterosexual. But Maritimers are a friendly lot, and typically Canadian when it comes to saying "Sorry!" and apologizing for themselves. Still, many Haligonians (denizens of Halifax) must have been shocked, shocked to see this "trigger warning" across the front page of the Halifax Chronicle-Herald this past Saturday.


Can't believe your eyes? Yep, it says: "To our readers: inside today's edition, on page A9, you'll find a Canadian flag to clip and post to help celebrate July 1. We understand the flag doesn't mean the same thing to everyone, however, we hope our readers recognize their ability to play a role in shaping Canada's future is a freedom worth acknowledging."

The flag then appears on page A9, well inside the first section of the alleged newspaper.

The flag, with its stylized maple leaf, has been a source of pride for Canadians since it was adopted in 1965. Will it soon become like the Confederate Battle Flag, vilified for symbolozing racism, colonialism, white supremacy and all the other evils that the liberals their controlled media see in our society? Must it be taken down -- or, better, burned -- lest it offend some snowflake who feels entitled to reparations for wrongs done a century ago? It's sad that the question should even be asked.

As a public service to all our friends and reads in Canuckistan, Walt Whiteman, Poor Len Canayen [and Ed.! Ed.] are pleased to show the Maple Leaf Flag.
Long may it wave!


HAPPY CANADA DAY!

Monday, July 1, 2019

To all our Canadian readers, HAPPY CANADA DAY!

On this 152nd anniversary of Confederation, here's a
special message for our Canuck friends and readers
from Walt, Pure Len [and Ed.! Ed.]

If you want your country to last another 152 years, or even 15 years or 1 year...


Note from Ed.: Dear me! I hope that Elections Canada (which, as we all know, is absolutely independent of the Liberal Party) won't regard this message as some kind of foreign meddling in the upcoming election.

Sunday, July 1, 2018

Happy Canada Day / Bonne fête du Canada

Walt, Poor Len [and/et Ed! Ed.]
wish all our Canadian readers*
souhaitent à tous nos lecteurs canadiens
Happy Canada Day
Bonne fête du Canada

* Residents of the United States of America please add 25% customs duty

BONUS!!! Thanks and a tip o' the toque to Agent 6 for sending along the link to 151 little-known facts for Canada's 151st birthday, from MSN.

Friday, July 1, 2016

HAPPY 149th BIRTHDAY, CANADA!

In a speech to the Canadian Parliament on Tuesday, US President Barack Hussein Obama declaimed "The world needs more Canada!" It's usually wise to not pay too much attention to the mouthings of the Prez, and Canadians may well ask themselves "Does Canada need more world?", but nevertheless

Walt Whiteman, Poor Len Canayen
[and Ed.! Ed.]
wish our Canuck
friends and readers

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Happy Canada Day! Bonne fête du Canada! - with/avec bonus!

Happy Canada Day
Bonne fête du Canada

à tous nos lecteurs canadiens
to all our Canadian readers

from/de
Walt, Poor Len
[and/et Ed! Ed.]

Canada Day Bonus! - Here, courtesy of Historica Canada and the National Post, is a short quiz (only seven questions) to test how Canadian you are. In other words, do you conform to the Canadian stereotype? Non-Canadians can take the test too; see whether you really know what Canadians are like!