True headline of the month

 The story itself turned out to be rather a damp squib. Thanks anyway to Agent 34.

"Neal, you suck!"

Speaking to Nashville TV station WKRN about his recent stay at the Hilton Nashville Downtown, Texas businessman Pete Brennan said, "All my life you just have that sense of security, and that sense of peace, right? It’s not like you’re camping and you have to kind of keep one eye open. You have that security that’s yours, and when you close your eyes, you feel like you’re safe and you’re protected and it was a complete violation.

"I was just so, so shocked,|" he continued. "It was, 'Who are you? Why are you in my room?' It was almost like a dream, a sort of nightmare. It just didn't make sense. Why is this person touching me?"

By "this person" he meant Hilton Nashville Downtown's night manager David Neal, age 52, who was arrested on May 5th after he allegedly entered a guest's room to suck on his toes while he was sleeping.

The Nashville PD charged Mr Neal with aggravated burglary and assault in connection with the incident which happened on March 30th. The aging poove allegedly created a replica key card and used it to enter Mr Brennan's room around 5 AM.

The cops say Mr Brennan awoke from his sleep to find someone sucking on his toes and immediately confronted Mr Neal, who he recognized as an employee who had visited the room the day before with another employee to fix a TV issue.

Mr Neal's story -- and he's sticking with it -- is that he entered Mr Brennan’s room to investigate the smell of smoke. For some reason, he did not alert security to the odor, or make any formal report. He told the cops he had thrown away the duplicate key. 

The Hilton Nashville Downtown Hotel gave this statement to WKRN: "The safety and security of our guests and team members is our highest priority. We are working closely with the Metropolitan Nashville Police Department, and, as part of company policy, we do not comment on ongoing investigations." A spokesthingy for Hilton's corporate office told TV station, "The Hilton Nashville Downtown is an independently owned property and I cannot speak on the hotel’s behalf."

Should we stay tuned? Nah. 

A timely message for the Florida Panthers

This afternoon, at 1900 EDT, the NHL's Florida Panthers face the Toronto Maple Leafs -- Sheldon Keefe's Little Spuds Hard to Peel -- in Game 2 of their Stanley Cup playoff series. Despite having won Game 1, the Panthers remain the underdogs. Walt hopes they will be mindful of this advice from a great sage.

 

And our National Sports (as long as it's hockey) Editor, Poor Len Canayen, adds:

Dumb leaders chosen by... errr...

It is said that people get the government they deserve. How, then, to explain this?

It might be argued that the citizens of North Korea have an iron-clad excuse, in that they are not allowed to vote for their Dear Leader. But Canadians do have elections every now and then. So what's their excuse?

Thanks and a tip o' the toque to Agent 6.

The oldest con game in the world

Click here to see VIDEO: "The life and thought of Thomas Sowell", WWW 26/1/21.

VIDEO: If Brandon dies, this woman would become President

In these uncertain times, the Disunited States of America needs a leader who is able to think clearly and articulate his thoughts likewise. Crooked Joe Biden is not that leader. But, the Democrats (and the New York Times) would have you believe, it doesn't matter, because he is back-stopped by a Vice-President who will rise to the occasion when Brandon goes to wherever apostate Catholics go.

Here is his putative successor, Kamala Harris, speaking at a pro-abortion rally at her alma mater, Howard University, on April 25th. She urged Democrats to "stand and fight" against the evil Republicans’ "national agenda" to limit abortion rights, voting rights, and LGBT rights. Then she said this.

   

Clear enough? If you didn't quite get it, check out the transcript. What she said was "So I think it’s very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders for us at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past but the future."

How's that for a shining example of authentic liberal drivel! Do you really want to take a chance on this woman succeeding the worst President simce Andrew Johnson?

Worth watching: "Brandon 'healthy' and 'vigorous' - LMAO" WWW, 23/2/23.

Victor Davis Hanson explains why the Dems are sticking with Crooked Joe

As I said a couple of days ago, I haven't been able to get excited about the next presidential election, even though it's a mere 18 months and 1 week away. Right now I have other things to think about, like: what happened to the Boston Bruins and the Colorado Avalanche?! That'll teach me never to bet on a sure thing.

Which is why Victor Davis Hanson's analysis of the Dumbocrats' 2024 election strategy makes interesting reading. Titled "The Crazy Contours of the Crazier 2024 Election", this piece appeared yesterday on the American Greatness site. Here are  a couple of Prof Hanson's very telling points.

A Jacobin crowd, whose agenda does not poll 50 percent on any issue, is now running the country. Joe Biden is its ancient, happy-face emoji. 

It has managed in two years to wreck the border, destroy energy autonomy, fuel racial tensions, create an entirely new cause of the aggrieved "transgender community", tank the economy, spike crime, and put America into rapid decline abroad beneath the Biden façade—and call it all "progress".

For the Left having no president at all certainly has its advantages. No one in the Oval Office is warning the socialists, "You guys are crazy and will cost me the election if you keep it up!" Instead, with no one in charge, everyone is in charge. 

As far as the Republicans, no one knows anything at this early stage and those who say they do know even less.

Click here to read the article in its entirety, and remember: no matter what the lickspittle media tell you, Brandon's re-election is not a sure thing... nor is the re-election of President Donald J. Trump.