Saturday, May 30, 2026
VIDEO: For the Montréal Canadiens, the season is over. The Hockey Guy analyzes what happened and what the future holds
Sunday, May 3, 2026
It's that day again!
Sunday, April 19, 2026
Is this the year the Habs bring the Stanley Cup back to Canada?
Friday, December 12, 2025
VIDEO: Canadiens hockey quiz
Sunday, November 30, 2025
Poor Len Canayen looks at the Habs at Thanksgiving
Monday, October 20, 2025
HOCKEY VIDEOS: Brad Marchand goes off on chicken Swede
Wednesday, October 15, 2025
VIDEO TRIBUTE: Le regretté Ken Dryden salué par le Canadien
Wednesday, October 1, 2025
VIDEO: Poor Len reviews last night's Canadiens vs Senators game (?)
You know the old Henny Youngman joke: "I went to the fights the other night and a hockey game broke out!" Here's our National Sports (as long as it's hockey) Editor, Poor Len Canayen, with his take on last night's tilt in North America's most beautiful second-tier (state/provincial) capital.
Tank youse, Hed! Hockey fans in Québec (the city) are still pissed at Gary Bitchmann, the non-skating Jew who is czar of the so-called National Hockey League. It is he, and he alone, who stands in the way of the return of NHL hockey to Québec City, former home of the much-missed Québec Nordiques, who fell victims of wee Gary's drive to make "National" mean "American", and American only. Perhaps he's one of those behind President Trump's constant allusions to making Canada "the 51st state"?Wednesday, June 11, 2025
VIDEO: Congrats to Lane Hutson, winner of the 2024-5 Calder Trophy!
Friday, June 6, 2025
NHL Stanley Cup finals: how come fewer Americans are watching?
Yes, it's that time of year again! We know it's spring because the Leafs are out... of the Stanley Cup playoffs. But the defending champions, the Florda Panthers, will face off in about nine hours against the Edmonton Oilers, last year's runner-ups... runners-up?... the team the Panthers beat last year. The competition will be fierce, yet fewer and fewer Americans will be watching. Our National Sports (as long as it's hockey) Editor, Poor Len Canayen, thinks he knows why.
IMHO it's not the quality of the hockey being played, let alone the sport itself, that's to blame. The NHL is suffering from a flawed business proposition, advocated for decades now by (((Gary Bettmann))), the American lawyer who never laced on a pair of skates, yet has tenure as Commissioner (read: boss) of the National Hockey League.
From Day One, Mr Bitchman argued that the only way to grow the sport was to put teams in locales other than the US northeast. He encouraged the establishment of teams in such sun-drenched climes as Raleigh NC, Atlanta and Nowheresville AZ.
The Atlanta franchise failed twice and was moved to Calgary. The Arizona team, which had neither a permanent home nor more than two die-hard fans (Sid and Doris Bonkers), was moved this year to Utah... Utah!... because Gary wouldn't cave to pressure to restore the Québec team which he'd moved to Colorado.
The Carolina Hurricanes, based in Raleigh, got into the playoffs and played to SRO crowds. The Florida Panthers generally attract good crowds, because their home base is in Sunrise, part of Fort Lauderdale, where the majority of residents are Canadians.
But does anyone watch the southern teams on TV? Nah. If you lived in North Carolina or Florida or Dallas, would you want to be sitting indoors of a warm May or June evening watching hockey? Fuggedabahtit.
That NHL viewership is in decline has to do with the business of TV sports rather than the location of the teams or the quality of the games. Today's hockey telecasts are carefully produced to fill three hours of air time, even though actual playing time is just one hour!
To pad out the allotted time, each 20-minute period is interrupted by three -- count `em, 3 -- "TV timeouts", which are filled with commercials. Then there are the two 15- or 20-minute intermissions, in which a panel of progessional gabbers tell us what we've just seen. The same thing happens before we get to watch the singing of the national anthems the puck drops, and afterwards, if the game finishes early.
Whoever's responsible for these incredibly boring TV shows obviously doesn't understand the audience. Today's young people -- the millennials and gen-whatevers -- have the attention spans of mosquitoes. They won't, they can't sit still for a quarter-hour of dreck. When I saw "Virtual PK" Subban on ABC/ESPN, I nearly broke my wrist changing the channel. More about ESPN's "colour(ed) commentator" later today.
Yes, there are still die-hard traditionalists in Canada and the northeastern states who still watch hockey on TV. But was aren't as tech savvy as the kids, and less likely to subscribe to streaming services and specialty channels like Amazon's Monday night hockey or the Bank of Nova Scotia's Wednesday night version. And we resent being asked to pay extra... or anything... for what used to be free!
Putting business and the almighty dollar -- the almighty US dollar, that is -- ahead of sport has just about killed hockey, at least on TV. Maybe that's not so bad. Hockey is best viewed (as well as played) outdoors, in sub-zero temperatures (the ice is faster, then) or at least in an old, unheated barn designated as the Soandso Memorial Arena. Hockey isn't just another "entertainment product". It's a sport!
Thursday, April 17, 2025
Yes! The Habs made the playoffs!
Wednesday, April 2, 2025
How are the Habs doing? Are they going to make the playoffs?
Thursday, October 10, 2024
Montréal Canadiens' October surprise!
Wednesday, September 25, 2024
Poor Len Canayen looks at the Habs' chances in the coming season
Saturday, January 13, 2024
Are the Habs for real? Poor Len Canayen's mid-season report
Thursday, May 4, 2023
A timely message for the Florida Panthers
Friday, November 25, 2022
"Better than expected!" Poor Len reviews the Habs' first quarter
The significance of the date is that conventional wisdom says that any team which is over .500 at this point in the schedule is bound for the playoffs. Well, guess what? Les Glorieux, after their 20th game on Wednesday -- a thrilling 3-1 victory over Columbus -- are .525! Whoda thunk it?!
Here's how we get there. GP 20 - W 10 - L 9 - OL 1 - good for 21 points, 6th place in the Atlantic Division, and 18th place in the NHL overall.
Kudos to coach Martin St. Louis for moulding a group of rookies, hasbeens and neverwases into a team (or something like it) which plays entertaining hockey. Even when they fall behind 2-0 in the first two minutes. Even when a rookie defenceman scores an own goal, which happened twice in the last week.
The Habs are fun to watch, and we fans can wear our merch with pride... unlike the fans of another team just five hours west on the 401. [Can you avoid local references? Americans won't know what you're talking about. Ed.] [Who cares? Len.]
Star performers include the dynamic duo of Captain Nick Suzuki and Cole "Goal" Caufield. Gotta love those kids! They need a better player on the right of that top line, but even so, they're right up there with the likes of Crosby and Malkin or Bergeron and Marchand. Ils ont gagné leurs épaulettes!
Unfortunately, that's about it for the stars. The clubs No. 1 draft pick, Juraj Slafkovsky, has potential, and they're being careful not to push him too far too fast, but I wouldn't count on him for much this season.
Rookie defenceman Kaiden Guhle is proving reliable, if unspectacular, whereas Arber Xekaj (unaccountably pronounced "Jackeye") is the opposite -- spectacular (already a fan favourite) but unreliable.
In goal, Samuel Montembault shows considerable improvement, and a good thing too as the old pro, Jake Allen, is starting to suffer from shell-shock. As the +/- stat, -9, shows, they need a better defence in front of them. Weak links need to be replaced if the Habs are going to make it into the playoffs.
That said, I humbly revise my pre-season prediction that the Canadiens would finish out of the playoffs. Now I think that, with a bit of puck luck, le Canadien sera là! Lifetime pct .988.
UPDATE ADDED 26/11: Yesterday afternoon the Habs eked out a 3-2 shootout win over Chicago, with shootout goals by Caufield, Suzuki and linemate Kirby Dach.
How about those Blackhawks retro sweaters? Chief Black Hawk has been reduced to a tiny patch on one shoulder. I expect he'll soon disappear altogether, like Cleveland's Chief Wahoo. When will the wokeness stop?!
Friday, September 30, 2022
Previewing the Canadiens' 2022-23 season
Ed. here. Canada's team, the Montréal Canadiens, open their 2022-23 National Hockey League season on October 12th, against the Toronto Maple Leafs. We've had to ask our National Sports (as long as its hockey) Editor, Poor Len Canayen, three times for a prognostication. Here it is.
Tank youse, Hed. Da truth, and da hole truth, is dat I've watched the Habs in three pre-season games this week, and can't find anything positive to say, so I was hoping you wouldn't call on me. The outlook isn't brilliant. Or good. It's grim.Here's the record. On Tuesday, the Habs lost to New Jersey, 2-1. On Wednesday, the Maple Laffs shut them out, 3-0. Last night, Winnipeg scored with 18 seconds left in regulation time for a 4-3 win -- third loss in three nights for the Bleu, Blanc et Rouge.
It must be said that the teams on the ice were a quick mix of one or two veterans and (mostly) AHL players and rookies who are unlikely to be with the big team after the final selection is made. From front to back, here's why the Canadiens will struggle to stay out of the NHL cellar.
Forwards: The Habs were outshot in all three games, and held scoreless in the second. Three of their four goals came from superstar-to-be Cole Caufield (2) and old pro Brendan Gallagher. Kayden Guhle [Who he? Ed.] scored the fourth. Jonathon Drouin didn't play, nor did Nick Suzuki.
Rookies Juraj Slafkovsky (first draft pick in June) and Filip Mesar played but we didn't see enough of them to make any predictions. Management would be smart to let Slafkovsky get some experience in Laval before rushing him into the breach.
Gallagher will have to stay healthy (let us pray) and Drouin will have to get healthy, physically and mentally, for the team to have any real scoring punch. That wouldn't matter if the Habs had a solid defence.
Defence: What keeps de cows in de field? De fence! What don't de Habs got? De fence! With Shea Weber retired, Joel Edmundson, who played only a few games towards the end of last season, was expected to anchor the blue line. Alas, his back is bothering him again and he could wind up on the LTIR.
The alleged defencemen who played this week are hasbeens (Denis Savard), rookies destined for the AHL, or some who belong in the AHL (maybe) but played with the big team last year, faut de mieux. That wouldn't matter if the Habs had reliable goaltending.
Goaltenders: Jake Allen looked good, allowing just one goal in two partial games, with a save pct of about .925. But remember, when the Canadiens brought him over from St. Louis, he was expected to be the backup goaltender, to relieve Carey Price. Things turned out differently. Price is on the LTIR and I predict he won't play at all this year. Which makes Allen the started. Can he go 50 or 60 games? If not, then what?
For two seasons now, management has been saying [hoping. Ed.] that Cayden Primeau was the heir apparent, the next hot French-Canadian goalie, the future Patrick Roy. He hasn't lived up to expectations, allowing the winning goals in both Tuesday and Thursday's games.
Last year's backup, Samuel Montembeault, of whom nothing was expected, is showing signs of progress, if you don't count letting one go through the five-hole on the first shot he faced on Wednesday. He'll be OK as a backup to Allen this year, but they both still need a decent defence in front of them.
Let me close with a word of encouragement to young Kevin Poulin -- three out of four goalies are francophones -- who allowed two goals in Wednesday's game, both of which were caused by the inability of the defence to handle the penalty kill. If Allen or Montembeault falters, Poulin, not Primeau, would be the man to be called up.
All in all... what can I say. I predict the Canadiens will miss the playoffs for the second straight season. Lifetime pct .980.
Tuesday, March 22, 2022
Poor Len Canayen analyses the remaining Canadiens
The NHL trade deadline has come and gone. In the last month the Montréal Canadiens have traded away six players, including four who were with last season's Stanley Cup finalists. Here with the whys and wherefores is our National Sports (As Long As It's Hockey) Editor, Poor Len Canayen.
Tank youse, Hed, for taking my lede. Now I can cut right to da chase. Les not-so-Glorieux were sellers in this March's madness because, looking up from the NHL's sub-basement (last place), new GM Kent Hughes didn't have much choice. No point in buying/renting new guys in a desperate bid to make the playoffs, because it simply cannot be.Here's what's happened since my last report on the hapless Habs. The most important change, by far, was the replacement of head coach Dominic Ducharme with Martin St. Louis, who starred for many years with the Tampa Bay Lightning, and who I always thought would look great in the bleu-blanc-et-rouge.
Some were critical of that move, but the perpetual whiners (Hello, Kelly of the Gazoo!) have been proven wrong, wrong, wrong! Under St. Louis' tutelage the team has had a near-miraculous turnaround, and are actually have a winning pct now. And even when they lose in overtime, as they did against Boston last night, the games are entertaining, at last. The guys look like they're having fun now! Olé, olé, olé!
So that's good! Now let's see who coach St. Louis has to work with. Here's my rundown on who left and who's left.
Goal: The Habs have dressed five goaltenders so far this season, and if Carey Price is able to get into a game before the end, that'll be six. Andrew "the Hamburgler" Hammond, signed during the panic when Jake Allen got injured, played in one game, which he won. He's gone now. So is AHL goalie Michael McNiven, who played just one period. That leaves Price, Allen, Samuel Montembeault, and, down in Laval, Cayden Primeau.
Primeau needs to stay in the AHL at least another season. Truth be told, he may never make it in the NHL. Montembeault was thrown in at the deep end this year. Sometimes he swam, and sometimes he sank. He'd be happy, I'm sure, to play in Laval most of the time. For the rest of this year, Jake Allen clearly deserves to be the No. 1 goalie. He was sensational last night -- the old pro with a save pct .935 in "just another day at the orifice". Next year, he and a healthy Price (we hope) are a natural 1A and 1B.
Defence: With Shea Weber out for the season (and unlikely ever to play again), and Joel Edmundson on the IR until last week, Habs needed all the help they could get on defence. Ben Chiarot stepped up to become the top D-man, with Brett Kulak playing with more discipline and effectiveness. They were both traded away this week.
The top defence pair is now Edmundson and Jeff Petry. I have always liked Petry but he hasn't had a good season. Apparently he didn't get along with coach Ducharme, but a lack of on-ice communication with teammates seems to be a problem. He would like a move to the other side of the border (his hometown is Détroit) and will likely get it in the summer.
The other four defencemen on the ice last night were Alexandre Romanov, David Savard, Corey Schueneman and Chris Wideman. Romanov's play has improved greatly this season, now that he's started to think. He has become the first really hard-hitting Habs D-man since Alexei Emelin. Schueneman, still technically a rookie, scored his first NHL goal last week and shows promise. Savard and Wideman were acquired as "expendables", surplus to the requirements of their former teams, and remain so, IMHO.
Forwards: Tyler Toffoli, one of last season's stars, didn't do so well this year. Again, his relationship with coach Ducharme may not have been so good. He was traded to Calgary a couple of weeks ago. Artturi Lehkonen, by contrast, was having a breakout year, but went to Colorado in a last-minute deal yesterday. The will both be missed.
The good news is that under coach St. Louis, the two kids of whom much was expected, Nik Suzuki and Cole Caufield, have turned into a dynamic duo. Joining them on the top line is veteran Josh Anderson, who doesn't score as often but always has a strong presence on the ice.
Paul Byron and Joel Armia, both of whom missed a lot of games through injury, have come on strong since their return. Rookie Michael Pezzetta brings a fighting spirit to the team and looks like a keeper. Another rookie with a good future is Rem Pitlick, a nice surprise.
So you've got seven guys there, the nucleus of a good offence for next year. I wouldn't count on Brendan Gallagher. Although he's still the heart and soul of the Habs, the wear and tear has finally caught up with him. The same can be said of Jonathon Drouin, who has missed a lot of time and seems almsst afraid to step onto the ice
Ryan Poehling, the great hope of a couple of years ago, has been consistently disappointing. Jake Evans has speed and skill, but lacks toughness. AHL veteran Laurent Dauphin, who probably didn't expect to play much for the big team, tries hard but, to be honest, belongs in Laval, not Montréal. Mike Hoffman and Mathieu Perreault are two more "expendables" of whom not much was expected, and that's what they delivered -- not much.
Back to the good news, then. In return for the six dearly departed listed above, GM Kent Hughes got nobody you've ever heard of, but also several draft picks, for this year and next year and 2024. He's also freed up considerable cap space. So during the summer he can give away the expendables and shop around for a couple of defencemen and a couple of proven scorers.
And who knows? The Habs might win the Shane Wright sweepstakes. This year's entry draft promises to be a deep one, and Montréal should come out of it with, if not Wright, at least two top prospects. Put it all together and the Canadiens should be serious contenders for next year's playoffs. Lifetime pct .979.















