Wednesday, November 19, 2025

Your Singhs today (Greater Toronto Area edition)

Welcome, welcome to the Ontario Court of Justice [Sikh] in Brampton On. These five men, dressed just as you see them, have come here to play "Let's Get Bail!"


All five are charged with attempted murder, kidnapping, forcible confinement, and breaking and entering to commit an indictable offence. The charges stem from their alleged involvement in the kidnapping, beating and torture of a Mississauga man who was found a couple of months ago inside an abandoned gas station in Orillia ON.

In a moment we'll tell you how you can play along at home, but first, let's welcome our contestants:
Dwayne Pennant, 41, of Brampton
30-year-old Baltej Singh Sandhu, also from Brampton
Surjit Singh Bains, 63, of nearby Woodbridge
Manraj Mann, 31, of Brampton
and finally, Gergy Anthony Gorburn, 51, of Toronto

Now readers, your first challenge, for a prize of 5 Canadian dollars*, is to match the faces with the names. And here's a clue for you. Religious Sikhs all have Singh as a middle name or surname, and all are required to carry a little dagger called a kirpan, and wear a turban along with their holy underpants.

Your seconde challenge, for an all-expense-paid tour of beautiful downtown Brampton**, is to guess which of the five are still in jail, and which have left through the revolving door of Canadian justice to resume their occupations as drivers for Uber or Diversity Truck Lines! Hint: Only one is still behind bars!

Entries on a postcard, please, to the usual address.
* Prize value $3.60 cents in real money. Prize will be de delivered by CanadaPost. Not valid in the US of A.
** All expenses paid by the winner.

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