MUSIC VIDEO: Theme for post-Mamdani New York City

Walt is grateful to live 1000s of miles from "Hymietown", as black statesman Jesse Jackson (D) famously called the Big Apple in 1984. He was using the slur "Hymie" to refer to people of the Jewish faith.

For whom will Jews, who traditionally support the Democratic Party, all its works and all its minions, vote today, as New Yorkers go to the polls to pick their new mayor. [How many times do I have to warn you about run-on sentences? Ed.]  

Now that Zohran Mamdani, a Muslim Communist, has captured the Dimocrats, there's a three-cornered fight between him; Andrew Cuomo, erstwhile Dumbocrat now forced to run as an independent; and Curtis Sliwa, holding aloft the Rino banner.

Yesterday, President Trump held his nose and endorsed Mr Cuomo.* It won't make any difference. Opinion polls show Comrade Mamdani holding a clear lead over Mr Cuomo, with Mr Sliwa bringing up the rear.

When the crescent moon of Islam rises about 5 minutes after the polls close, and Mr Mamdani is declared Caliph of New York City (Walt's lifetime pct .987), the old "New York, New York" theme will be replaced by this more appropriate tune.

* President Trump in an interview with the BBC that he would be reluctant to send federal funding to his hometown of New York if radical leftist Zohran Mamdani is elected mayor today. "It’s gonna be hard for me as the president to give a lot of money to New York, because if you have a Communist running New York, all you’re doing is wasting the money you’re sending there."