Your Sikhs today: Brampton man vanishes using old Indian rope trick

The Blue Water Bridge is a twin-span international bridge across the St. Clair River, linking Port Huron MI and Point Edward ON. It connects both the I-69 and I-94 in Michigan with the King's Highway 402 in Ontario for a straight and fast shot to Toronto, the de facto capital of Canuckistan.

As we reported in "Your Singhs today", WWW 17/2/26, and "Your Sikhs today", WWW 17/6/26, the bridge is a favourite border crossing point for drug smugglers, mostly of the Sikh persuasion, concealing cocaine, fentanyl and other mind-blowing substances in the nooks and crannies of big rigs operated by companies like Diversity Truck Lines. 

Drug smugglers such as Charanpreet Singh, of Brampton ON [Surprised? Ed.] who was found guilty last February of smuggling $7.5 million (over |$5 million in real money) worth of drugs into Canada on 8 April 2022. 

Mr Singh was sentenced in absentia to 15 years in the rock hockey arena. "In absentia" because, alas and by golly, he cut off his GPS tracker while out on bail [Surprised? Ed.] and fled Canuckistan days before he was to be sentenced. A source says he was last seen at Canadian Tire purchasing a 30-foot length of nylon rope.

Following a two-week trial last year, Superior Court Justice George King convicted Mr Singh of importing 55 kilograms of cocaine and five kilograms of heroin over the Sarnia-area bridge. He also convicted him of possessing those drugs for trafficking. 

As is normal in the ultra-woke Canadian "justice" system, Mr Singh was released on bail of C$55,000 about two weeks after the drugs were discovered. He was permitted to stay out of custody until his sentencing hearing, scheduled for June 24th. But four days before his court date, he allegedly removed his ankle bracelet. 

Peel Regional police tried to find him, but couldn't. Said Inspector Singh (no relation), "It's very difficult because they're all wearing turbans, and when we ask if they're 'Singh', they all say 'Of course." So the Peel coppers obtained a warrant for his arrest for failing to appear and removing the monitor, and referred the matter to the Mounties, who always get their Singh... unless they don't.

Your Singhs today: Guess which one is still behind bars

Like unto the cost of rubies is the airfare from Toronto to Bombay, but there are plenty who'll pay it in order to get out of the cold Canadian winter... and cold Canadian jails (or "gaols" as they say up north). To get to the warmer climes of Khalistan, some will first need a "Get out of jail free!" card from liberal Canuck judges. Yes, we're talking Sikhs facing charges for crimes more serious than atrocious truck driving. Like these guys.

Well, not all of them. Two of them -- including the only one still behind bars -- are not Sikhs. When we tell you their names, you'll be able to figure out who's who.

The five men from the Greater [sic] Toronto Area accused of attempted murder and kidnapping following the discovery of a bound and brutally beaten Mississauga man at an abandoned Orillia gas station last September.

Manraj Singh Mann, 31, of Brampton ON (surprised?) was bailed out by three loved ones who pledged a total of $250,000 under strict conditions, including house arrest with a GPS ankle monitor under around-the-clock supervision. He was granted bail yesterday by Madam Justice Laura Birdbrain, who explained that his three sureties will act as his jailers and serve as the "eyes of the justice system in the community." Snorts of derision were heard from the prosecution table.

Mr Mann's release plan is nearly identical to the conditions imposed by Madam Justice Susan Healey (another female DEI hire) on his co-accused, Surjit Singh Bains, during a separate bail review on Monday. The 63-year-old from Woodbridge ON (immediately to the east of Brampton) was bailed out by his sons and wife following a bail review two months after he was denied bail by a mail justice of the peace. 

Mr Mann ann had also been previously denied bail by a justice of the peace. Anyone see a pattern there? The third Sikh, Baltej Singh Sandhu, 30, of Brampton, was the first man granted bail on a quarter-million-dollar pledge with around-the-clock supervision by three sureties in October.

One of the two non-Sikhs, Dwayne Pennant, 41, also of Brampton, was bailed out by three loved ones [the same three loved ones? Ed.] who pledged $125,000 in November. He will also be under house arrest with a GPS ankle monitor. The only man still behind bars is Gergy Anthony Gorburn, aged 51, from Toronto. He has a lengthy criminal record, including more than a dozen arrests over 25 years. Apparently Mr Gorburn has no loved ones. 

All five miscreants are accused of attempted murder, kidnapping, forcible confinement, breaking and entering, and weapons charges. The three Sikhs and the kafir released from jail return to an Orillia ON courtroom in January. Mr Gorburn is down for yet another bail review next week from jail at Central North Correctional Centre.

Walt warns the four who are out on bail that the Mounties will be keeping an eye on YYZ for men wearing turbans who have suspicious bulges under their socks. Oh my goodness, you vill be caught and most assuredly brought back for another bail hearing!

Your Singhs today (Greater Toronto Area edition)

Welcome, welcome to the Ontario Court of Justice [Sikh] in Brampton On. These five men, dressed just as you see them, have come here to play "Let's Get Bail!"

All five are charged with attempted murder, kidnapping, forcible confinement, and breaking and entering to commit an indictable offence. The charges stem from their alleged involvement in the kidnapping, beating and torture of a Mississauga man who was found a couple of months ago inside an abandoned gas station in Orillia ON.

In a moment we'll tell you how you can play along at home, but first, let's welcome our contestants:

Dwayne Pennant, 41, of Brampton

30-year-old Baltej Singh Sandhu, also from Brampton

Surjit Singh Bains, 63, of nearby Woodbridge

Manraj Mann, 31, of Brampton

and finally, Gergy Anthony Gorburn, 51, of Toronto

Now readers, your first challenge, for a prize of 5 Canadian dollars*, is to match the faces with the names. And here's a clue for you. Religious Sikhs all have Singh as a middle name or surname, and all are required to carry a little dagger called a kirpan, and wear a turban along with their holy underpants.

Your seconde challenge, for an all-expense-paid tour of beautiful downtown Brampton**, is to guess which of the five are still in jail, and which have left through the revolving door of Canadian justice to resume their occupations as drivers for Uber or Diversity Truck Lines! Hint: Only one is still behind bars!

Entries on a postcard, please, to the usual address.

* Prize value $3.60 cents in real money. Prize will be de delivered by CanadaPost. Not valid in the US of A.

** All expenses paid by the winner.