Your Singhs today: Guess which one is still behind bars

Like unto the cost of rubies is the airfare from Toronto to Bombay, but there are plenty who'll pay it in order to get out of the cold Canadian winter... and cold Canadian jails (or "gaols" as they say up north). To get to the warmer climes of Khalistan, some will first need a "Get out of jail free!" card from liberal Canuck judges. Yes, we're talking Sikhs facing charges for crimes more serious than atrocious truck driving. Like these guys.

Well, not all of them. Two of them -- including the only one still behind bars -- are not Sikhs. When we tell you their names, you'll be able to figure out who's who.

The five men from the Greater [sic] Toronto Area accused of attempted murder and kidnapping following the discovery of a bound and brutally beaten Mississauga man at an abandoned Orillia gas station last September.

Manraj Singh Mann, 31, of Brampton ON (surprised?) was bailed out by three loved ones who pledged a total of $250,000 under strict conditions, including house arrest with a GPS ankle monitor under around-the-clock supervision. He was granted bail yesterday by Madam Justice Laura Birdbrain, who explained that his three sureties will act as his jailers and serve as the "eyes of the justice system in the community." Snorts of derision were heard from the prosecution table.

Mr Mann's release plan is nearly identical to the conditions imposed by Madam Justice Susan Healey (another female DEI hire) on his co-accused, Surjit Singh Bains, during a separate bail review on Monday. The 63-year-old from Woodbridge ON (immediately to the east of Brampton) was bailed out by his sons and wife following a bail review two months after he was denied bail by a mail justice of the peace. 

Mr Mann ann had also been previously denied bail by a justice of the peace. Anyone see a pattern there? The third Sikh, Baltej Singh Sandhu, 30, of Brampton, was the first man granted bail on a quarter-million-dollar pledge with around-the-clock supervision by three sureties in October.

One of the two non-Sikhs, Dwayne Pennant, 41, also of Brampton, was bailed out by three loved ones [the same three loved ones? Ed.] who pledged $125,000 in November. He will also be under house arrest with a GPS ankle monitor. The only man still behind bars is Gergy Anthony Gorburn, aged 51, from Toronto. He has a lengthy criminal record, including more than a dozen arrests over 25 years. Apparently Mr Gorburn has no loved ones. 

All five miscreants are accused of attempted murder, kidnapping, forcible confinement, breaking and entering, and weapons charges. The three Sikhs and the kafir released from jail return to an Orillia ON courtroom in January. Mr Gorburn is down for yet another bail review next week from jail at Central North Correctional Centre.

Walt warns the four who are out on bail that the Mounties will be keeping an eye on YYZ for men wearing turbans who have suspicious bulges under their socks. Oh my goodness, you vill be caught and most assuredly brought back for another bail hearing!