Triple-vaccinated Trudeau comes down with Covid... or something

Today, through the magic of video and the Internet, the Rt. Hon. Blackie McBlackface, Prime Minister of Canuckistan, addressesd the nation. He explained the sceptical Canadians that he is "self-isolating" at an undisclosed location because he has come down with the Wuhan flu. This in spite of having had three (3) shots of Dr Death's Anti-Covid Elixir.

  

Nothing to do (he added) with being afraid to face down the 1000s of truckers and their supporters still waiting in the cold on Parliament Hill and downtown Ottawa. On being asked if he would go and listen to them when he's feeling better, Mr Socks said he only meets with peaceful protesters with whom he agrees. Like BLM. Not those "people with tinfoil hats."

Agent 3 scraped this photo and caption from Frank. Thanks.

VIDEO: Warning to Americans! Don't go to Canuckistan!

Dear American readers... Now that the weather is getting warm in the Excited States of America [especially in Minneaplolis, Ed.], are you thinking of a holiday trip to cool Canada? Maybe a ski weekend in Toronto in June? 

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, don't even think about it! CDC sez: if you're American, just stay away from Canada! Here's their official notice published yesterday: "Travellers should avoid all travel to Canada. Because of the current situation in Canada, even fully vaccinated travelers may be at risk for getting and spreading COVID-19 variants and should avoid all travel to Canada." 

How could this be? The Toronto Sun's Brian Lilley explains.

 

The CDC rates COVID-19 travel advisories from Level 1 (low) to Level 4 (very high), and has labelled Canada a Level 4 danger zone. The following warnings apply. 

 * Travelers should avoid all travel to Canada.

 * Because of the current situation in Canada even fully vaccinated travelers may be at risk for getting and spreading Covid-19 variants and should avoid all travel to Canada.

 * If you must travel to Canada, get fully vaccinated before travel. All travelers should wear a mask, stay 6 feet from others, avoid crowds, and wash their hands. 

Canuckistan closed its border with the US of A to "non-essential travellers" over a year ago. More recently, emergency regulations were issued to mandate that anyone (with some exceptions, like hockey players) entering the country must quarantine for a fortnight (in Murcan, that's 14 days), provide contact information and monitor themselves for symptoms of Covid-19. The ban on most nonessential travel across the World's Longest Undefended Border (TM) is in place until April 21st, though it could be extended. 

Seems to Walt the CDC overlooked the major threat to the physical and mental health of Americans visiting the Great No-longer-white North, viz. terminal liberalism! Just breathe the rarified air of Toronto, Vancouver or (especially) Ottawa, and you'll be infected. One of the first symptoms is the urge to apologize to everyone you bump into, especially if they're BIPOCs. Even if you didn't do anything to them, you must apologize for the sins of your ancestors. That's the Canajan way! 

Footnote: Haven't been vaccinated against the Kung flu yet? If you ignore othe advice of the CDC and go to Canada, just pop into the nearest Shoppers Drug Mart and get a dose of the Astra-Zeneca vaccine, imported from the USA where its safety is still being debated.