VIDEO: George Carlin deconstructs "airline English"

The only mistake I've made so far today was watching the noon noos. Not that there was anything horrifying except for the inevitable DEI weather person talking about yet another "rain event", expected any time now. That reminded me of a rant George Carlin did some years ago on English as she is spoke in airports and airplanes. Here `tis.

Brother Dave Gardner invites you to join the NAAWT*

* National Association for the Advancement of White Trash. This is for all our readers who can't, or don't want to join BLM, NAACP, SPLC, Antifa, etc etc etc.

 

This is the last track on Brother Dave Gardner's fourth album for R-uh-CA Victor, "Did You Ever?" (1962). It concerns Brother Silas, the Twist, money-backs, and the cowboy who tore her heart in two. Whatever happened to those great old stand-up comedians from the heart of Dixie? Guess they, like Dixie itself, have been cancelled.

VIDEO: "Made in China" - maybe you have to be Chinese to geddit?

Agent 6 sent this hilarious stand-up comedy clip, an audition for Australia's Got Talent. Spoiler alert! The comedienne's name is He Huang.

   

Agent 78 assures us that He speaks the truth! But do you geddit? 78 always tells me, "You wouldn't understand. You're not Chinese!"