Approved by Elon Musk, coming soon to WWW: "Citizen Vigilante"

Citizen Vigilante has gone viral following intense attempts by Forces for Good (read: bleeding heart liberals and pro-immigration one-worlders) to ban the film. Here's the trailer.

It's a Uwe Boll film, starring Armie Hammer, about very controversial current events. Need we say more? Ed. is working on the download now and hopes to have it ready for you to view later today.

VIDEO: "January 6: The Most Deadliest Day" (Trailer)

Yessiree, campers!!! The good folks at the Babylon Bee -- your trusted source for fake news for years -- finally did it. They made a movie! And it looks like being a bombshell... or a bomb... one of those things.

Walt has been posting bits and pieces from the Bee for years. We've laughed at their headlines. We've shared their viral videos. And I think we might have listened to one or two of their podcasts. But this is their first-ever full-length mockumentary. January 6: The Most Deadliest Day is a groundbreaking, soon-to-be Academy Award-winning film that exposes what really happened on that fateful day. Here's the trailer.

When and where can you see it? It'll be available to subscribers, starting on October 11th. Click here to go there. Tell `em Walt sent ya!

VIDEO: Heads up, Lefties! It's coming! "My Son Hunter" trailer

Memo to Agent 17 and anyone else who doesn't read Breitbart News: You won't be able to turn a blind eye to the corrupt wheeling and dealing of the Bidens, père et fils, any longer. Brandon's Praetorian Guard (aka the FBI) succeeded in keeping Pandora's box closed until after the stolen election, but the truth will out, in the form of My Son Hunter, coming to your screen soon. 

The revealing feature film, directed by Robert Davi and starring Laurence Fox, Gina Carano and John James, centres on Hunter Biden, the spoiled son of Sleepy Joe. The full theatrical trailer for the highly anticipated film has spread like wildfire online after its official debut on Truth Social last week, racking up more than 3.5 million cross-platform views. 

 

My Son Hunter will be released on September 7th. Click here to pre-order. Tell `em Walt sent ya!

VIDEO: Trailer for "Trump Card", by Dinesh D'Souza & Bruce Schooley

The Dempanic has resulted in the closure of almost all the cinemas ["movie theaters" to Americans. Ed.] in a hundred-mile radius of Walt's cabin in the pines. Even if they were open, I'm guessing they wouldn't be showing Trump Card. Written by Dinesh D'Souza and directed by Mr D'Souza and Bruce Schooley, it's an informative, provocative and thrilling documentary exposé of the ideas but also the tactics of the socialist left. Here's the trailer.

   

Dear American readers, I urge you to watch Trump Card if you can find it showing anywhere. It's a horrific vision of the future of America, as described in "The American Nightmare: Go Trump or go lockdown!", Michael Matt's latest video, posted here earlier today. This is what you can look forward to... guaranteed... if you don't go to the polls (don't trust your ballot to the USPS!) and do the Right Thing. God save the United States of America!

VIDEO: "#2020TheMovie" preview

This is it! This is the one you've been waiting for! The actors discuss their roles in this short preview.



I can hardly wait to see how it ends!

VIDEO: Kansas City Bomber - actual footage

Nooooooooooo... this isn't about another instance of "Allahu akbar!" Can't blame you for thinking that though. Believe it or not, there was a time when a "bomber" could be someone other than a half-crazed Islamic extremist. For instance, it could be one of the half-crazed guys or gals taking part in that classic American sport -- roller derby!

A staple of Saturday afternoon TV sports programming in the 60s and 70s, roller derby had it all! It drew 1000s who watched the actors -- a better word than "athletes" -- go round and round and round on small banked tracks at Madison Square Garden and smaller arenas across the US of A and Canada.

Like so many aspects of North American culture, roller derby hit peak wackiness in the 1970s. You can still get a remarkably clear sense of what the decade was like by watching this trailer for Kansas City Bomber, a 1972 soap opera on wheels (and steroids?) featuring Walt's all-time favourite sex goddess, Raquel Welch.



I watched this one-and-a-half times before I figured out where I'd seen that guy playing the evil businessman. He's none other than Kevin McCarthy, who played essentially the same character, 17 years later, in the cult classic UHF. Gotta love these movies from the day when Hollywood turned out entertainment, not politically correct SJW propaganda.

VIDEO: Hillary Clinton's Farewell Speech

Ed. here. It's been some time since we've dipped into the ole mailbag to answer readers' questions -- maybe because since the coming of e-mail we don't get bagsful of letters any more -- so let's do it today. From St-Louis-du-Ha-Ha QC (you can look it up), O. Leo Leahy writes: I did the math quiz you posted yesterday, and every time I did it the Math Wizard told me my favourite movie is Hillary Clinton's Farewell Speech. That might well prove to be my favourite, but I've never seen it. I guess it must be a new movie? Can you tell me where I can see it?
Yes, Leo, we can certainly help you with that. In fact, we can do even better. Here, complete and uncut, is... Hillary Clinton's Farewell Speech.



OK, it's a bit short and there's no title or credits, and sorry about the video quality, but that's really Mrs Bill Clinton, giving (via a live feed from New York) closing remarks at the Makers Conference in Los Angeles earlier this week. It sure sounds to us like we won't be hearing from her any more -- a consummation devoutly to be wish'd. You're welcome.