Prime Minister Justin Trudeau addressed a major gathering of the Canadian First Nations peoples. He spoke for about an hour about his plans for increasing their present standard of living across many areas in Canada. Though very vague in detail with many ums ahs and ers, went on at great length about how much he wanted to help his indigenous brothers and sisters, and how sorry he was for all the bad things palefaces had done to them in the past.
Afterwards, the Grand Chiefs presented him with a nice handmade plaque inscribed with his newly given Native name -- "Walking Goose" -- which he accepted gratefully. Many pictures of this historic event were taken, and many minutes of video presented on the CBC News.
After M Trudeau left, a reporter asked the Chiefs how they came up with this new Native name for him.
They explained to him that "Walking Goose" is a name given to a bird that is so full of shit that it can no longer fly!
My friend's reply was "Careful...he’s my Walking Goose!"
My dear friend is, as you may have guessed already, a lady. We have never discussed why she is such a big fan of Mr Socks, but I suspect her adulation may have something to do with his constantly referring to himself as a "male feminist".
Today I remembered hearing someone talk about "male feminists". It was Bill Burr, in Paper Tiger, a hilarious rant delivered at London's Royal Albert Hall not quite two years ago. Here's what Mr Burr had to say.
There's a lot more good stuff in Paper Tiger, including a rant about Democratic presidents' wives. Click here to see the trailer.
And to my dear friend, please don't be the last to see that the Emperor has no clothes... except the socks, of course!
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