WARNING: New virus identified, affects older people

Here we are, still battling Covid-19 [Can we call it "kung flu", now that the truth about the Chinese lab is coming out? Ed.], and the next cause for panic is here already. 

Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 and 1970. 

Symptoms: The virus causes you to: 

1. send the same e-mail or text message twice. 

2. send a blank message. 

3. send a message to the wrong person. 

4. send it back to the person who sent it to you. 

5. forget to attach an attachment. 

6. hit SEND before you've finished. 

7. hit DELETE instead of SEND. 

8. SEND when you should DELETE. 

The new disease is called the C-Nile virus! And if you cannot admit to doing any of the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain — the D-Nile virus!

Thanks and a tip of the sun-hat to Agent 6!